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>>44004891
Its just a playful pinch, after you inform the mysterious monster that its inappropriate to do such things to people you just meet I'm sure she'll settle down.
Now why don't you go brew some tea or coffee for her and get the bath ready for her.
I'm sure she'll appreciate it after you make a show of being super surprised at hed awesome prank you never saw coming. Now why don't you get a line ready like, "woah i can't believe a monster was in the cake the whole time!"
I'm sure she'll appreciate it.

>>38330214
>oh honey, that won't do, not at all! If you don't eat what I prepare you then you can't possibly grow up big and strong! Here, have some of this cake I made just for you, it's really, truly delicious, I promise.