/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Would you model for that weird monoeye's "art-book" if she gave you a cut of the profits?

Guys, guys, I totally have an plan that' going to be so funny. You know that weird Cyclops in the back of the class? Well I'm gong to pretend to like her and ask her out on a date, but that's not all! I'll go all the way, going out on multiple dates with her, kissing her, ever cuddling with her on the couch. After leading her on for a few ears, I'm going to ironically buy her a wedding ring and ask to marry her! After that I would play the role of a loving husband, even giving her a few kids if she wants them to make the payoff sweeter. Then decades later, when I'm on my deathbed, I'll call my family over and tell all of them it was a prank and I was just pretending to make her happy! It's foolproof!