/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Ephraim sauntered, wiggling his buttock-augmentation. Life couldn't get any better. This, he knew, was due to an incontrovertible fact:

Naked asses are the final equalizer. Everyone's got an ass and, if honestly appraised, they all look ridiculous.

Imagine Saddam naked, awkwardly bending for the soap. Or Osama squatting in a humid cave. Don't seem so threatening now do they?

The ass has equalized.

But Ephraim thought he had the system beat. His logic; if all asses are ridiculous, then mine will be the most ridiculous of them all.

I will be King of all Asses.

A difficult point to argue."

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>fuck
Mion only wants K1's dick. You can't fuck a figment of Yasu's imagination. Sweaty loli knows jack shit about sex is probably terrible in bed. Fucking a prostitute doesn't count because you are paying for it. You shouldn't fuck a gauntlet knight because it can mentally destabilize her and ruin a lifetime of training, making you guilty of treason or some bullshit.

>marry
Rena is a two-faced bitch with mental issues and self-harm scars, marrying her is a bad idea. Jessica is dumb and uneducated, you really shouldn't marry a woman just for her body. You can't legally marry an elementary schooler and she's dead anyway. Nina is still a dirty street rat despite wearing fancy clothes and doesn't even know how to keep her house clean, terrible wife material. And marrying a negro would be bestiality, you sick fuck.

>kill
Just try killing Shion, it'll be hard as fuck to pull off and you'll have the yakuza on your ass for the rest of your short life. You can't kill the detective without breaking the game. You can't kill a youkai unless you are one yourself. Killing faggots is a hate crime, you'll get life without parole. Good luck trying to lay a finger on the Asuka expy, she will use a rejection shield and stick a missile up your ass before you can blink.

>humiliate
Satoko is too traumatized, you can't humiliate her without causing a mindbreak that turns her into a sobbing mess incapable of even feeling shame anymore. Ange is the queen of humiliation, I'm sure she enjoys it at this point, and you can humiliate the willing. Yukari got humiliated enough during the story and she doesn't take shit from anyone anymore, she'll go crazy and kick your nuts. Rapunzel reached peak humiliation several times over, your humiliations are probably way too tame to have any effect on her psyche. And TITS is apparently a badass despite her behavior in the demo, so she would certainly fight back.

0/10, not a single one of your choices makes any sense.