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>tfw no qt hellhound tomboy gf to play vidya with
it hurts

How are Hellhounds so perfect?

>>20068255
Tomboy awoos are the toppest tier.

>tfw no qt tomboy hellhound to play vidya with
why live

>>19068405
Concerned? It would be a dream come true!

"What are we gonna do on the bed, dude?"

>>18533538
She prefers Mario Kart

>>18231408
Your waifu is pretty!

What is it about Hellhounds that makes them so perfect?

>tfw no tomboy hellhound childhood friend who eventually takes your virginity during a sleepover and who you eventually marry
feels bad

>>17977494
>You meet up with your Hellhound childhood friend to hang out
>When you meet up with her downtown, you notice she has an ice cream cone
>She rubs it in your face
>"Hehe, it's mint chocolate chip, your favorite flavor, in a waffle cone too!"
>You're pretty sure she did this just to bug you
>You ask if you can have some
>"No way man, come on don't be like that, the ice cream place is just a couple blocks away!"
>You just wanna get back at her for taunting you with your favorite ice cream
>You grab her arm, and before she can react you scoop up a decent amount of the ice cream with your tongue
>You stick your tongue out showing the glob of minty ice cream to her
>She's visibly irritated
>Before you can swallow, she suddenly grabs you by the collar of your shirt and pulls you in close
>She gives you a devious grin
>"I'm going to get my ice cream back."
>She forces her lips over yours and plunges her tongue deep into your mouth, licking at the ice cream in your mouth as it and the little chocolate chunks melt over each of your tongues
>She releases you shortly after
>Green melted ice cream covering both of your lips
>You're dumbstruck
>She grins at you and licks her lips
>Her tail is wagging very fast
>She suddenly looks very giddy
>"You have no idea how long I've been wanting to do that."
>She takes your hand in one of her big fluffy paws
>"Come on, let's go get you some ice cream."

"What are we going to do on the bed, Anon!?"

>>17922631
If I found my Hellhound wife crying I would give her so many kisses and tell her I love her a lot.

I wanna feel safe in a Hellhounds embrace

Tomboy childhood friend Hellhound!

>>17799593
That shit makes my kokoro go doki doki.
>"I love your singing voice."
>"I know."

I wish Hellhounds were real. I wanna scritch ones ears during post sex cuddles.

>>17704891
>No big meaty paws
>No chest fluff
That's a low level Hotdog if I've ever seen one.

>>17597658
This is why I'm such a slut for wolfus. Just wanna be wrapped up in those warm, fluffy arms and legs.

>>17555297
Just imagine pressing your face into her cleavage mofu and taking one nice big huff. I bet hellhounds smell spicy.

>>17528544
Two words: Tomboy Hellhound.