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Snake, in China they say "You must cross the river before you tell the crocodile he has bad breath." Do you know what this means?

>>5225122
'My name is Hong Meiling and I am going to be your instructor. If you're going to stay here at the mansion the least you can do is learn to defend yourself and protect your home.'

I start to reply and introduce myself but she holds up a hand and cuts me off.

'Don't bother telling me your name, not until you manage to survive a week here. If you can do that and learn from my training, then I'll be willing to hear your name.'

The training is brutal. Every time she hits me its like being run over by a car. She teaches me how to stand, how to move, and how to throw a punch and kick. After several hours of being beaten up, I start to adjust. Its obvious she's not even trying as she watches my progress. I make a feign movement trying to surprise her, but she easily grabs my wrist and flings me on my back with no effort before pinning me with her body.

'That was good improvement. You're still next to useless, especially against a yokai, but you're still conscious. Thats more then I can say for most.'

>>4687303
Meiling would protect me

>>3988205
There's no way China is the worst Touhou. That honor belongs to someone like Reimu.