/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have to take an exam about things I learned 2 years ago but haven't touched since, I need to cram all this by tomorrow and I came naked to school again send help

>Approached by a wicked, blue-skinned demon with contract in-hand
>"Sign here and a life of joy and leisure and awaits. You'll never have to labor again and all of your wants and needs shall be met. All you must do is sign your soul over to me, become mine and dutifully serve my whims in turn, mortal."
>Sign on that dotted line after much introspection
>Your new wife works at a business office in the Underworld while you tend to the house like a good husband
>You realize the demonic business world is pretty ruthless
>She works seven days a week, twelve hour shifts...sometimes sixteen if her boss demands it.
>Comes home exhausted, barely enough energy to kick off her stiletto heels (she hates wearing them to work but they're a status symbol and she claims her coworkers while eat her alive, figuratively, for not having them.)
>Sometimes she takes lunch at home just so she can stress cry in your arms for half an hour.
>Never wants you to start dinner unless she's home because she wants to help cook, which usually translates to her hugging your waist from behind as you work the stove and she nods off on your shoulder
>"Don't worry, dear. Just a few more...centuries...and I can retire!"

>post portal world
>demons infest the web with confirmations that are actually marriage or 'find you a wife' contracts

I just want to play my shitty video games without having to actually read the EULA!