/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13154770
>be your average british archeologist
>tomb raiding erry day
>stealing artifacts for the crown and shit
>open up random tomb
>suddenly qt undergrads following me start moaning and writhing on the floor
>some half naked mummies start having lesbian sex with them
>out of the burial chamber comes some half rotten bimbo with a snake in tow
>says some gibberish to me about milking my man-juice
>expect to get jumped by her but her snakes moves foward instead
>look pleadingly to the snake, who does the snake equivalent of a shrug and gives me a look that says "just close your eyes man, it'll be easier for both of us"
>mfw