/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to know what is Mori's tolerance for spooky shit is.

>>16878433
>Beelzebub who's been going after you every day since you work up a sweat on the Rugby team and are basically a 175 cm monster of muscles
>Constantly buzzing around you and harassing you while your teammates snigger to themselves
"Hey, don't you want to go hit the showers with me and let me give you a nice lick-down since I know you like the feeling of my tongue on your abs?"
"Or how about I bend over and you make an absolute mess of my pussy like you normally do with that nice thick COCK of yours?"
"Don't ignore me, I know how you get off on girls who're into weird fetishes, and I've spent a few days here at school wearing your sweaty skivvies under my spats, kneading in the feeling of your smell."
>She leans in close, making you flush red before you take her into the gym equipment shed (GOOD OLD TROPES) and reverse snu-snu her into motherhood
>Her words only audible to you
"I'm addicted to the smell of your cock.
Sometimes while you're on the field I steal a pair of your briefs and slurp and smell them,
imagining all the built up pre-cum and the real stuff unloading into me and fertilizing my eggs.
In fact, I rub my face in them on a daily basis until my mind goes blank and my face reeks like dick."

So like, is all that shit about Ran being an independent being possessing a fox's body true ? Where are the sources if any ?

I feel like I'm being memed at again.

>>16188633
>He thinks Krampus is for Christmas
Silly anon, KRAMPUSNACHT IS IN FOUR DAYS.

>>16110659
>Babadook/Bogeyman MG
>A true crib-snatcher style MG, hunting their destined husbands since they were small children
>Swiping at their feet from beneath beds, or grinning at them from the darkness of their closets
>The shape behind them in the lonely woods
>Anon turns 21, infinitely paranoid about the dark
>Power in the house goes out, ends up going into the basement
>Starts hallucinating of a beautiful woman, who starts to tell him to "Give me what's mine"
>She repeats it until he runs back upstairs
>Looks behind him, it's a long coated figure in a top hat with insanely long claws floating towards him
>Stretches out its arms with a soft, feminine sigh
>Flees upstairs, locks himself in his room
>*pomf*
>The top hat lands on the floor just outside of the closet
>As does the jacket
>The darkness is growing into an inky black void that swallows up the entire room, a chill in the air as the hairs on his arm and neck stand on end
>Two golden eyes light up in the blackness, a cheshire-like grin with sharp teeth looking right at him
"Ara Ara~ Dook Dook Dook~"

>>15921551
>Tribe of bottom-heavy Oomukades who believe that men are gifts from the Gods meant to serve them, and the tribe leader is yandere for me.
Somehow I got stuck with Alp's fucking destiny. Fuck me.

>>15886323
>THICCubus delivers your pizza
>You ordered the Meat Lover's, like a true patrician of delectable taste
>Open the box, it's salami and fucking MUSHROOMS, YOU HATE MUSHROOMS
>She starts finicking, 'awawa'ing' and 'ara ara'ing, wondering if she's going to lose her job
>Tell her to calm down, take a bite out of one of the pizza slices
>The mushroom is surprisingly tasty, not unlike a spongy pepper, as soon as you're done chewing and swallow, that's when it hits you
>A burning heat, a throbbing erection
>It wasn't a mushrooms and meat pizza
>They were RAGING MUSHROOMS
>Grab the Succubutt, barely aware of her licking the corner of her mouth
>Pull her through the door, slamming it shut
>Smash the THICC like the Hulk smashed Black Widow

>>15869157
>Posting this, trying to get a reaction
Either I'm dead inside or /tg/ and /d/ have truly corrupted me because ever since the botfly incident nothing phases me anymore.

>MFW starting to have dreams of stuff like Shub-Niggurath as an MG
>MFW having some pretty deviant corruption ideas
>MFW it's so /d/ that not even a hive of villainy like TFT would tolerate it

>>15746750
I messaged all of them who own the physical albums. Nobody replied (which happens too often on VocaDB) I tracked one down on twitter, he refused, even though he must be aware the artist is probably dead, or impossible to contact. The other guy was from an old forum thread which I went through the trouble to make an account to message him and wait a couple of weeks.

>all those deleted posts

>Powerful were-monsters like Dragons and Dire Wolves able to switch into their full animal forms as combat modes
>TFW you get used like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant by a Dire Bear and she nurses you back to health under threat of another mauling

>>15292011
>Impregnation, Femdom, Mind Break, Incest, Sensory Deprivation, Ryona, Kemono, Eldritch Abominations, CBT, BDSM, Guro
I want off Mister Bones' Wild Ride

>>14946175
>Fallen God

>>14589253
>>14589260
>Take a good look, Child.
>Its been five hundred years since I first stole into this castle and consummated my marriage to the Countess, yet I haven't aged a day.
>You children all wish for eternity, but you hardly think of the costs. I've buried my parents, my sister and eight generations of her children.
>The world is moving forward, and I'm standing still. I have my waif, but what is the company of one kindred soul to the burgeoning weight of forever?
>There hasn't been a single minute, a single hour, a single day that I haven't thought of death.
>It obsesses me.
>Now, come! Throw aside all your fears and slay me for your Order, BEROMONDO!

>>14526161
OH now you've done it! You made me remember the glorious, the one and only! The VALLEY OF COCKSUCKING DEFILEMENT.

SO YOU LIKE POISON MECHANICS IN YOUR RPGS? WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK, ANONS. THIS FUCKING SHIT-HOLE HAS LOADS OF IT. HAVE FUN FINDING YOUR WAY DOWN SOME RICKETY ASS RIO DE JANEIRO LEVEL SLUMS TO FIGHT LEECHMONGER.

ONLY FOR THE NEXT LEVEL. THE NEXT FUCKING LEVEL TO BE SOME BIG-ASS SWAMP THAT POISONS YOU THAT YOU CAN'T DODGE ROLL IN AT ALL. WHAT'S THAT, RUSTED IRON RING? HAHA FUCK YOU WELCOME TO MIYAZAKI'S WILD RIDE.

THEN YOU HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING PLAGUE BABIES AND PLAGUE SWAMP, BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT. BITCHES LOVE PLAGUE.

But the thing that rustled me the most. THE THING that rustled me the most was:

>Trudge through that black morass of absolute bullshit
>Dark Spirit spawns
>With the Meat Cleaver
>Can dodge roll

AS WELL AS

>ISLAND OF NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THREE MOTHERFUCKING GIANT TROLLS

JUST FUCK YOU MIYAZAKI.

>>14518570
>Wanting a new profile in the stagnating swamp that is /mgg/
>When we all know we only ever care about the designs anyway

>Sometimes in my dreams I can see it
>A ghastly thing, naught resembling the freighter I used to steer the wheel of
>Its black tar-covered hull looming against the horizon, a beastly maw gnashing at the waves as it carries itself forward
>On sails that cannot carry the wind, on a rudder that cannot steer
>Often times I see her at the helm, her skin as pale white as the winter snow
>Red eyes condemning me, accusing me
>A Captain must go down with his ship, and I fear that she is coming for me

>>14470544
>Alps
>Worth taking responsibility for, or GF'ing
I want to get off this ride.

>>12706324
Makoto's arm