/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13512518
I just want to write about all the shenanigans that would happen from having a related family across the entire monster spectrum
>Dragon & Wyvern twins need a fireproof room because they always bicker
>Baby Lamia rides round coiled around yours or your waifu's arm
>Holstaur duaghter hits puberty & you have to awkwardly help her learn about milking
>Your Cheshire daughter likes to play pranks on everyone, so you ground her & put magic seals on her room
>Treating the bump on your Harpy daughter's head after her most recent failed attempt to fly
>The young Werewolf chews on the couch as she's teething
>Your 17-year-old Succubus daughter is acting like (more of) a slut & you have to punish her
>Going to your oldest Echidna daughter's wedding

>>13305165
>Living in a massive house with your Echidna waifu
>Trying to cook for five different diets is a nightmare
>Everything has to be fireproofed for your draconic children
>Special seals have to be put into the walls to stop anyone using magic to sneak out
>No lights can be left on at night, otherwise your mothgirl will never sleep
>furniture is always getting destroyed by various canines & felines
>Your oldest one, a rather obstinate succubus, has been acting out lately. A lot. At all hours, Very vocally.
>Mom is torn between wanting to discipline her & wanting her to be a proper succubus
>She usually settles for trying to match her with you.

>>12932517
>echidna
Wunderbar.

>Set out from your quiet monster friendly town with moderate battle training and enough traveling skills to survive for one goal: Echidna waifu
>Avoiding and fleeing bands of P'orcs and were-wolves that roam the land.
>Get a dullahan to teach you combat skills after proving your courage and conviction to her
>Searching for dungeons with Echidna waiting in them
>Matching wits against Lichs to escape their undead realms
>Avoiding the fury of a dragon girl as you attempt to escape with an enchanted blade from her hoard
>Living by the skin of your teeth against a Wyvern on a snowy mountain peak that you managed to get into an avalanche with yourself
>Name spreads through the land as a great adventurer even though you never really won many fights
>Finally get through an insanely dangerous dungeon with countless traps, minotaur guards, and other nasty surprises
>Meet Echidna waifu finally
>Take her there, on top of the pile of silver coins
>Regal her with stories of your journey there afterwards
>Take the treasure and get a comfy castle somewhere to live and raise your unique family

You will never have this.
How does this make you feel?