/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45105301
>My pelvis is dust mode

>Dandelion fairy
Meh.. I'll still love and protect her though, I know I couldn't say no to a cute little thing like that.
>Cursed sword
True to her name, cursed is how I feel about her. I'm sure I can make it work. I'd try to get her to leave.
>Kappa
Also cursed, I don't want a cucumber up the pooper. I'll also try to get her to leave, but if I can't, the other wives are gonna have to get the other girls to keep her in check.
>Dragon snek
Good for cuddles and vore fetish. She'll probably be wife #2.
>Alcohol goat
She's gonna be disappointed when she finds out I don't actually drink. Someone gave her faulty information about me. She's welcome to stay, but I'm not gonna start drinking just for her.
>Larper
Basically a human woman. Gross. Even worse, she practices dark arts. I'd recommend she leaves, but if she stays, it's gonna be tough to turn her into a good church lady. No satanism and no evil allowed!
>Golem
Neutral feeling towards. But if she can launch her arms like canons, then she gets pumped up to A-tier wife. She can stay regardless.
>Pyrow
Would've preferred a succ that didn't dress like a delinquent brat, but whatever. She might be fun. We'll see.
>Nerd cow
Would've preferred a holst or mino, but I'll take her. She needs to dress in modern clothes though. She can stay as well.
>Griffon
Hope she drops the arrogant attitude. If she's gonna stay, she's gonna have to share and be kind towards me and everyone else.
>Bicorn
Ironic really. She's gonna be super happy when she shows up and sees all the other ladies wanting me too. In fact, she probably showed up because she knew this and less so because she thinks I'm her soul mate. Also, the horse bits don't bother me whatsoever. I'll probably make her wife #1.

Chances of me telling any of them to leave is gonna be near impossible, especially with a bicorn in the mix, but I'll give it a shot. Other than that, I guess I'll probably be confined to the bedroom for the next few days while they all get their pent-up lust worked out. After that, yeah, I'm sure things will work out. No way I'll be able to hold a job if they all want loving. So they'll have to be the ones to work.