/jp/ - Otaku Culture

With their kingdoms gone and monarchies being a thing of the past, pharaoh and apophis have not let it dissuade their rivalry. They still very much compete and always try to one-up the other. Last week, they were in a bitter fight trying to become the president of the knitting club. A couple months ago it was who would lead the bake sale.

Someone needs to man up and breed them both at once.

>You're in the desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you come across an Apophis and Pharaoh fighting
>They both call out for your aid
>The Apophis promises you the chance to rule by her side once she takes over the Pharaoh's kingdom
>The Pharaoh tells you not to trust her and promises you the chance to serve as her personal servant if you help her
Which one do you help?