/jp/ - Otaku Culture

We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE HUMAN GIRLS SO ANGRY AT YOUKAI?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

* 1) They have awesome resistance to physical damage
* 2) They are more fit, they can outfly any human female anytime
* 3) They got waaaay stronger danmaku
* 4) They know how to treat a man better
* 5) They can take care of themselves. humans have forgot how to live without a society
* 6) They got specialities. They can gap, read minds, create universes, nuke things, you name it!
* 7) A youkai male wouldn't date a human girl. On the other hand, human men would drop their human girlfriend anytime for a youkai girl if given the chance
* 8) They're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 2000 years ago, but nowadays being with a human gf sucks whereas being with a youkai gf is cool as hell
* 9) They got a sense of what family is about
* 10) They are amaaazing in bed

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now

We know we are not going back :)

>>10532749
they can be killed, bro. its not legit immortality.
its not like the moonbitches who cannot die/be killed.

>>9605662
>nobody
Speak for yourself.

>>9605682
Try IQDB.

>>9605686
Still none as bad as the first one.

Patchykyu of course.

While Marisa is picking up mushrooms in the muddy forest, Patchy dominates elemental magic.

Alice and Byakuren might me stronger, though.