/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>use my SPDX right before going to bed
>dream about having sex with a little girl

Venus Real and Dolphin just came in, but I'm too spooked at the moment to use them yet.
>Order from Queencat
>Set to arrive on Thursday, cool
>Check online today: Oh, it's already here!
>Look outside to check
>What, is that my Grandma's car?
>Phone rings, it's Grandma
>What?
>"Hi anon, a package was delivered to our neighbors house that has your name on it, so I came to bring it to you."
>Step outside, receive package
>"Does that have the correct address, anon?"
>"Yeah"
>"You know what it is?"
>"Yeah. Well, thanks Grandma!"
>Bring package inside: It's completely sealed (in brown box) and the address is indeed correct
Okay, how the fuck did it get delivered like 5 miles away from me? And what are the chances the person who got it recognized my name and handed it to my Grandma (their neighbor) in order to bring it to me? Thank fucking god they respected my privacy. And thank you based Grandma.
But that shit was too fucking close.

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>all the skirts on lewd mode
>even ooga
Is that Hana or Raura on front of Nene?

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Where can my NorCal 布団 dreams come true??