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>>14269912
Not my favorite type of Harpy, but they're alright.

Uh oh, a golden Cockatrice has wandered onto your property!

What do?

>Be proud member of the USAF
>The Ducks have picked up something on radar
>Going Mach 3 on water, it's too small to be a torpedo but too fast to be anything living
>You and some of the men go out on deck of the aircraft carrier and hear a sonic boom as a white flash goes by
>That's when the musk hits you like a hurricane
>You gear up and get into your F-15 Eagle
>Put that son of a bitch at max speed
>You can see the Cockatrice below you, running across the water like she's Jesus
>The wind shear alone would kill you if you ejected now
>She notices you and grins
>Kicks it into overdrive
>Holy shit she's fast, but you're not ready to give up
>In a Looney Tunes moment you slow the jet down as your co-pilot takes the wheel
>Strapping yourself into a warhead you let loose, hearing Kenny Logins yelling HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE in your head
>The levels of absurdity of the situation are only matched by your love of Wil E. Coyote and Road Runner
>You hear a muffled "God speed! Fox 1 deploying!"
>And you're off, gaining on the Cockatrice quickly
>You gotta time it just right
>We're talking Nuke the Fridge levels of just right
>The warhead detonates on the water's surface, sending you and her flying with the expansion of the explosion hitting your backs
>How either one of you isn't gelatin is beyond you
>Manage to reposition yourself to violate her in mid-air
>Gravity has no meaning to either one of you any more, or where you're headed
>All that matters is you're Man and Cockatrice conjoined in blissful union
>She exudes even more musk as you're falling
>Shield her with your body, she's flapping and meeping like the chicken-shit bird harpy she is
>Meanwhile you're just thrusting like a madman into her
>Holy shit you've never felt more alive than now
>Suck on that, Bugs Bunny

>>13772429
What I can gather from this is that the Poultry and Land Animal are like a 50/50 split from the Cockatrice?

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