/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I said to Yukari "I like the steel enemies."

I walking on top of a fence outside. There's an intrusive thought telling me Yukari is going to wake me up in another reality soon. For some reason I thought it might be that shitty classroom from earlier, so I said "Fuck that, I'd rather just live this shit life, get a job and buy Yukari framed pictures for my walls, commission cool pictures based on my dreams." I'm headed towards a tunnel. A couple of shirtless guys come out of it, one of them has a man's face upon his stomach, who says "I hate you" to me. I say "Why?" He says "I like you, but you keep hanging around people" I say "Hey, I hate hanging around people, I'm only doing this because I have to." He sees someone else he hates leaving from the tunnel, and charges at him.

At Ds3 Firelink Shrine. There's a girl wearing a Dark Mask that I'm chasing around. She breathes out Poison Mists, I breathed out black Death Clouds and hugged her, enduring her poison while making her suffer my plague, before she topples over and I start humping her.

In a room with a big wall mirror. I'm looking at a picture that had myself on a bed with a giant dildo stuffed fully up my ass, with a super hot blonde girl, I figure Yukari, standing beside me. My mother(maybe also Yukari) comes into the room, sees that and says "Nice dildo." She points out another picture in the room, my astrological natal chart, it had red lines plotted on it that formed a loveheart, with fainter red lines making a couple of other hearts beside it.

I wake up in a shed at my dad's house. It's pretty dusty. I notice Yukari just laying on the floor beside me next to a little cat statue, I thought that's terrible and put her up on a stand next to me, next to two cats, saying "Old ladies go great with cats." I hear someone outside, sounding like a Christian proselytizing, though perhaps she referred to me when she was saying "Our Lord" She comes into the room. She ends up showing me a documentary she made called "Rampaging Colossus", saying that some kids are very hard to convince of spiritual things, and my dreams usually do the trick for those ones. I ask her if this is a dream and she says yeah. I ask if I should remember this stuff and post it, but she says whether I do or not she's going to make the documentary. We go outside to a fence, something about cops wanting me to learn how to skate and scuba dive, I guess it'd be nice to dream about doing those things. Going around to the front of a house, a seagull is making a strange mechanical noise as it lands on a trees near me, I give a British-sounding "Hullo." like that David Mitchell voiced Dark Souls consumable soul, which makes someone near me laugh. Go around to the front, three big stocky brown-skinned, maybe kiwi guys, with bright red/blue/green t-shirts, and eyes that were vibrant blue, red, green, came out. I say "Your eyes are cool." they made me think about tropical island, childhood, maybe some videogames.

Walking outside my unit. There's dark gray clouds hanging really low. One of them slides off a rooftop and seems to droop even lower. I jump up and grab one on a roof, carrying it around with me. Sort of like a dust cloud, dissipating somewhat as I carried it inside. In my unit was copious water damage all over the walls, spots of black mould everywhere. I said "What is this, the Apocalypse?" I go into my room, there's a little bump under my blankets retreating away from me, I figure what it was and run over to the end of my bed and snatch up my Yukari fumo when it pops out, saying "Baabaa! Mom! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!" I hear a voice beside my bed, maybe Bernkastel, saying "3 Dora, Right."

Today I dreamt Yukari fumo ran away because I bought and showed her a Shinki fumo, it was a bit sad. Also today, Yukari's had a nice bathe and brush! She's so much more beautiful now!