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>>37899862
>Do poor sleepless Dragons have to beg in the gutters for a few paltry coins to catch a short nap on?
Okay greentexting:

>be a young Dragon-girl
>it's time to strike out on your own, take over a cavern, amass your own horde, snare a Husbando
>Mom and Anon-dad are worried ofc but offer to stake you 3 bags to get you started
>But you assure them you'll be fine
>First day travelling in the far mountains, you get robbed by a band of filthy Adventurers - humans in the front with the mamonos behind so you cant even defend yourself with fire properly
>they take all three bags ofc
>and theyre all married paired-up, so you don't even get a husbando from the encounter
>FML, fuck Adventurers, you blow fire into the sky in rage
>just before dark you find an empty cavern in the mountain
>it's too close to town, it's already been raid-raped clean
>you try to settle in but with no warm soft gold to lie on it's just a cold damp and uncomfortable night
>theres not even any wood to have a non-dragon fire
>maybe you can find some gold in town tomorrow
>you flap down to town after no breakfast
>there's nothing available, no quests at the Guild-hall, nobody has any cartage jobs, not even a job firing a boiler at the Mills
>you're seriously considering begging on an empty stomach, but still have some pride left
>sitting by the town fountain, head in claws, totally depressed
>you hear the welcome jingle of coins and look up eagerly
>3 gold-skinned Creeping-coin girls with just their heads and hands poking out from their travelling cloaks, the bulging masses of coins rattling around inside where the cloaks are tied like moneybags around their ankles
>Uh, hi, we were wondering if you were maybe looking for some extra gold? We heard you had taken over the empty cavern up on the mountain now.
>Hi, yeah, that's me, but aren't you guys fake-gold? Uhh, I don't mean to be rude or anything...
>1: No, that's okay, but we do have a bit of real gold we get for selling a few of our coins on the side
>2: But it's not enough to buy us any husbandos because the town is all married up on what few Anons they have around here.
>1: So we were thinking, maybe if we all moved in together - and if Adventurers hear of a new dragon in town with a big horde of gold and coins - maybe that might attract a raid party of 4 hot single Adventurers, what do you think?
>3: And in the meantime, with a real dragon to snuggle in with, maybe we can form a proper coin-horde and produce enough spare coins to buy us all a decent real hoard.
>Dragon-honey hugged them all with a loud clanking of coinage
>Okay, don't worry Mom and Dad, things are finally coming together.