/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>be me
>I've bought a soda machine
>really getting the kicks out of not having to pay for sodas and just pressing buttons to get free lemonade sodas (my favorite)
>enjoying a cold one after exercising, dad grabbed one too
>for some reason I have a bunch of small metal objects in my hand, little things like bits, screws, nails, mini files, stuff like that
>I thought it'd be funny to put those in my mouth for some stupid reason
>did so, and THIS FUCKING BUNNY IS LOOKING AT ME FROM THE WINDOW
>it's not even some fucking regular rabbit, it's one of those goddamed tweebs' half-human cartoon shit that's all squeaky, and she's FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME
>WHY IS SHE LAUG
>i swallowed

woke up feeling my throat and feeling something painfully stuck there
the phantom pain's gone now
fuck the rabbit