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Sucking dicks i can understand to some degree.
But this..This!

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>>8183047
>i hope he cums in both of our mouths and forces us to swap it with our tongues
Fapfapf..Fa..P..

But then i realized that this was a conversation between two males.
God damn it /jp/.

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Try killing a named NPC then using the console command to teleport to said NPC.

Fun times.
Even more so if you have murdered hundreds of them.
Welcome to hell Anon-kun.

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No i would not.
Not to mention how the hell would i even get away with that?
She could open black holes in my lungs and fill them with acid if she wants too..

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I..I dont even remember anymore, the last person who hugged me was probably my older sister i loved her.
We were the best of friends, infact she was my only friend.

..She died some 5 years ago.

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>>7874470
You bastard..
I..I wish i could hate you to d-death!

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>Go out to the convenience store late at night to avoid people
>Run into a drunk hobo on the way there
>The guy is in a rage and stabs me
>He runs off
>..Now i had to walk all the way to the hospital
>2 days later i am out of the hospital and home again
>I am now very hungry but there is no fucking way i am going outside again.

And my parents always said that going outside wont kill you.
Fuck you mom/dad.

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>>7773142
>But plastic and rubber toys can never compare to the real thing, and your body will know that. After a while, it won't be enough.

As much as i would like to try a real one the issue is that the real thing is on a -real- human.

And with that comes a lot of other stuff that i do not want.
And i.. Wait i can see where this is going and i dont like it.

I think its time for a new hobby, maybe something innocent like.. Model trains.. Yeah..

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I think we need a break in our relationship, a few hundred years should do it..

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Dear mother in heaven, please pray for me because i think the old witches wants to take my purity away.

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>>7553446
Soo..
How many people do i have to kill for that doll?
1? 10?..100? because i would do it.

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>>7480014
>"It only hurts the first time Anon.. After that we will be together forever!"

That said, i wish the yandere characters could also do the blank eyes thousand miles stare.

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>>7280654
>You will never read about mana transfering between Rin and female Shirou.

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>>7226462
But.. Bayonetta is a super whore? how is that a good thing?
Are you saying Yukari is a loose and frivolous woman?

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