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Which Touhou do you absolutely hate but would still fuck for hours on end?

Necrophiliac.

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"Yeah...of course I have. My father was a lumberjack and carpenter before I was brought here."

Orin smiles at you and hands you the axe.

"Well, let's just see what you can do."

At that moment, time freezes and the world becomes dark.

"Nanashin..."

You are reminded of the dream you had yesterday, and the same woman in purple and white appears before you in this strange dimension outside of space and time.

"I realize that this is a bad time for a heart-to-heart, but I'm afraid that I had to wait until your actions had led you to...a more preferable path. There was a time when none of us cared for Miss Reiuji; when her only experience of humanity was a flurry of spell...tags and lasers. When I plucked her from the Hell of Blazing Fires, I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere raven and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to ignore such nay-sayers when quelling them ... was out of the question. Still, I am not one to squander my investments, and I remain confident she was worth far more than the initial appraisal. That's why I must now ... extract from you some small repayment owed for your own survival. See her safely to Youkai Mountain, Nanashin. I wish I could do more than keep an eye on you, but I have agreed to abide by certain ... restrictions."

This strange woman turns to a still-standing Orin and begins to speak directly to her.

"Now, listen carefully, hellcat. When you see your...friend, relay these words: 'prepare for unforeseen consequences.'"

Time resumed, and after a bit of disorientation, you take the axe and find a nearby tree that seems good for fuel.

A. Swing
B. Don't swing