/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42813166
There should be unity between WTC and 2hu posters

>>42422498
WTC Touhou dimensional merge when

My brother acted smug because he's the one who showed me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTjnhS96Nyo and maybe some other things I've posted, I thought "Yeah, and who showed you those things?"
I saw spartans fighting invaders, someone tried to run past a spartan and got a chunk slashed out of his foot, falling over.
I was walking towards my house thinking "I'll curse "May the bitch who has The Key die." and see whether it's me or the faggot who dies from it."
More 300, fighting as a spartan, shield bash someone and there's a holy flash of white over the shield when I do so. Someone with a huge warhammer struck me, I blocked it once, but didn't try to block it again thinking my shield would break.
Go into my unit and sit at my sister's right. She had read my dreams and asks what happens next after the last one she read, I thought about how shit my dreams have become and slump in my chair saying "oh, I want to kill myself" then say "not literally."
Someone posted ITT saying "at least you posted a noose" in response to the Makima image.
5 or more Umineko characters walked out of my unit past me, all of them were Yukari, acting mean to me.
In a classroom that was my unit, sitting a few rows behind Yukari with a bottle of Johnny Walker Red Label, though there was some gunk floating in it. A girl asks me what that's for and I say something about there being a party tonight, and ask Yukari something. She says something cool as she gets out of her seat and walks off, and I snap my fingers a few times afterwards to punctuate it, which makes the girl laugh and imitate my snapping. Then one of those 4 friends from before discovers our fridge is pretty bare and hurries out to buy food.
Walk into my unit through the backdoor, Yukari asks me to perform divination, something mentioned about the prince of the kingdom performing divination. I go over to my bathroom sink which is full of water, and sing "此処が底か? 陰りに身を焼かれ 嗚呼 ただ 忘れていたい" from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rkz1YJ3MOU
I went into a church with Flan. She looked back out the door at some guy mouthing words at her, then looked back at me seeming worried, apparently the crosses or the hallowed ground were going to burn her, and we were going to be in here for either a very long time, or forever.
Went around a room killing monsters, the last two I killed just before the time was up. Those two dropped special tickets, one of them was for Okina's clothes. I looked through a menu that had my equippable outfits for different settings, and equipped Okina clothes as my JRPG outfit.
At a gas station/general store, I checked the fridges for Boost Juice but none were left. A girl smugly told me "I'm the one who turned Boost Juice into a fad." I said back "*I* am the one who turned Boost Juice into a fad, bitch." The nearby clerk looked offended and asked what I just said. I looked something up on my phone and read it out "Hasta la vista, baby."
At some desks outside an outdoors Boost Juice. Patchouli at the opposite end, maybe 4 others near me. I mention being Bernkastel's favourite person, wondering if Patchouli would be interested, and she indeed came around the desks and said something to me I don't remember. We're talking about the location of a particular Boost Juice, one guy mentioning it's on an island. Patchouli says "an island!?" I correct him "an islet" thinking showing off that titbit of knowledge might impress Patchy, who maybe was. We all made fun of that guy, leaning over and writing "islet" on his exercise book, though I wrote it strangely the first time so I redid it.
In a very long roped line up, like a cinema, outside a Boost Juice. There was a guy, maybe with a greathammer, who entered the line and seemed like he tried to attack someone, then left. A girl asked what that was about and I said "I guess he's just trying to be bad" which made her laugh at the usage of the word "bad" like MJ's. That guy comes again and this time he hits me and launches me up through a skylight. Then me and a bunch of others guys were maybe infected or cursed somehow, I was with a professor who had a bunch of candies that he said would fix it. I picked an orange one, saying "orange is my favourite colour, other than purple." He calls one colour the "booger-blood" colour, I ask which and he said yellow. Then I went with the other guys from before and we somehow ended up in a very tiny room, they each let me touch them with the candy to "cure" them. We seemed trapped in this room, so small I thought we'd suffocate, but one guy with us I remember was able to transform into a Bloodborne beast, he laid his hand upon the reinforced glass window at the top of the door and half-transformed it, breaking it effortlessly, which was kinda awesome. We were walking back to wherever we came from, the professor was in a neighboring room writing and talking on the phone, saying something about going through a lot of effort to get some quiet, which made me laugh, all this shit was just his ploy

I went into a church with Flan. She looked back out the door at some guy mouthing words at her, then looked back at me seeming worried, apparently the crosses or the hallowed ground were going to burn her, and we were going to be in here for either a very long time, or forever.

I went around a room killing monsters, the last two I killed just before the time was up. Those two dropped special tickets, one of them was for Okina's clothes. I looked through a menu that had my equippable outfits for different settings, and equipped Okina clothes as my JRPG outfit.

At a gas station/general store, I checked the fridges for Boost Juice but none were left. There was a girl who smugly told me "I'm the one who turned Boost Juice into a fad." I said back "*I* am the one who turned Boost Juice into a fad, bitch." The nearby clerk looked offended and asked what I just said. I looked something up on my phone and read it out "Hasta la vista, baby."

At some desks outside an outdoors Boost Juice. Patchouli at the opposite end, maybe 4 others near me. I mention being Bernkastel's favourite person, wondering if Patchouli would be interested, and she indeed came around the desks and said something to me I don't remember. We're talking about the location of a particular Boost Juice, one guy mentioning it's on an island. Patchouli says "an island!?" I correct him "an islet" thinking showing off that titbit of knowledge might impress Patchy, who maybe was. We all made fun of that guy, leaning over and writing "islet" on his exercise book, though I wrote it strangely the first time so I redid it.

In a very long roped line up, like a cinema, outside a Boost Juice. There was a guy, maybe with a greathammer, who entered the line and seemed like he tried to attack someone, then left. A girl asked what that was about and I said "I guess he's just trying to be bad" which made her laugh at the usage of the word "bad" like MJ's. That guy comes again and this time he hits me and launches me up through a skylight. Then me and a bunch of others guys were maybe infected or cursed somehow, I was with a professor who had a bunch of candies that he said would fix it. I picked an orange one, saying "orange is my favourite colour, other than purple." He calls one colour the "booger-blood" colour, I ask which and he said yellow. Then I went with the other guys from before and we somehow ended up in a very tiny room, they each let me touch them with the candy to "cure" them. We seemed trapped in this room, so small I thought we'd suffocate, but one guy with us I remember was able to transform into a Bloodborne beast, he laid his hand upon the reinforced glass window at the top of the door and half-transformed it, breaking it effortlessly, which was kinda awesome. We were walking back to wherever we came from, the professor was in a neighboring room writing and talking on the phone, saying something about going through a lot of effort to get some quiet, which made me laugh, all this shit was just his ploy. Don't know if we did anything to him.

>>35908124
She and Bern fit pretty well anyway

It satisfies my autism.

Are Bern and Lambda known to the Touhous? And if yes, which Touhous and what are their feelings about them?