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Take me with you, Yukarin~

I've been mulling over an idea lately.

After posting in a portal thread, a random /jp/er is gapped into Gensokyo by Yukari. At first, the anon is ecstatic, but things take a darker turn as Yukari tells him about why he was really brought here. Yukari lurks imageboards and forums across the web searching for the perfect loser once every year. This poor sod is gapped in with the intention of making a perfect meal out of him. Otakus are the perfect meat, soft and tender like venison from not doing any physical activity, loners so no one will miss them, and if you already gave up on life and planned to open up a portal, why not make yourself useful?
However, Yukari gives an ultimatum. If the poor Anon can escape Gensokyo in under 3 months, he will leave with his life. There is also a brighter side, if he can get just one Touhou to vouch for him, he will be able to return to Gensokyo, this time without being eaten. Only problem is that almost every Touhou hates a loser such as you and some will try to eat you yourself. And as if Reimu or Marisa has time to help you out.

So, will you just accept your fate, or will you try to make your escape from the paradise you loved so much, perhaps allying with the weaker, stupider, or less hateful of the Touhous and perhaps trying to melt the cold hearts of others?

>>7371771

I suppose we'll simply have to agree to disagree

It's not like we'll ever see a touhou horror game anyway ;_;

>>5973652
>nigga Arc cosplaying as Yukari

Daymn, bro, you just made my next 36 hours.

After a long pause, I'm trying to play again and I'm pleasantly surprised to see that I haven't completely lost my skills.

I'm not going to attempt Yukari for now, though. First two times I beat her I got sick and the third a global economic crisis broke out. Now, I'm sure she is manipulating borders out of spite.

>>5164389
Maybe everything in the gap is just part of herself

That's why we love her, after all.

>>4405561
this >>4405567
Also Yukari is fucking classy, man. She doesn't look NORMAL TEENAGE GURL enough to even look like a self-insert character. Except if Queen Elizabeth wrote fanfiction.

>>3752213
Warp, Gap, it's all the same.

>>3299628
I repeat, "to you". I don't like this art style. Much like you don't like some of the pictures posted. Are you gonna go nuts to everyone who doesn't have the same opinion as you? You should have just said "in this thread, we only post pictures I approve of"
And, no, art isn't objective. It's all up to the eye of the beholder.
>>3299612
It was half-sarcarm to prove my point. It's actually kinda good.

>>3216981
I'm not sure that's her. I mean, there's plenty of faces there, or, well, eyes and mouths, eh, maws. With teeth. Plenty of teeth. But mostly eyes.

Can anyone else hear the drums? Might be a flute as well.

In this thread, we post a Touhou for every spam post we see on frontpage. Who's in?

Who said we hate GRIMDARK Gensokyo?

/jp/ has already decided Yukarin to be the female incarnation of Yog-Sothoth

>>2467394
I bet it's about how much ass Yukari kicks.

Our Earth Hour is in 6 and something hours. Have some Yukari.

Reimu wants to be Yukari when she grows up. But I bet you all know that already.

>>1854552

All I got on this HD is Nyarlathotep. Close enough?

>>1628444
But who watches the watchers?

>>1622823