/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dreamt I was a cop, and I cold-bloodedly shot some lawbreaker dead. After I got off I went into some not-Paddy's Pub with a devil/trump worshipper, a tranny and a lovecraftian artist, the tranny was calling me beautiful and coming onto me until I made it clear I had no interest then he just said oh, well you look kinda gay anyway, the devil/trump worshipper was antsy with me and I was like hey! I like the devil, and I like trump, which placated him, the artist was sketching this giant sketchy gap heart and I mentioned to him that I was retardedly jealous over Yukari and he just gave me a laugh, he said he had a dream where this guy he knew had a fridge filled with bags of organs and flesh that were Yukari's, and he showed me his pictures of "quality cthulu monsters" I said yeah I want to draw some quality cthulu monsters and he said why don't you? and I shrugged.

Dreamt I was wandering around a shopping centre looking for some special honey, every 10 minutes or so Mergo would cry and everyone's heads turned into giant eyeballs as well as general Nightmare vision, on one of these cries I distracted myself by focusing on sinking balls at a billiard's table like third door protagonist from fata morgana, there were some Touhou cosplayers by a fountain, eventually the shop closed before I found any honey, I drove away scooby doo mystery van albeit so terribly I ran over a bunch of people, I ditched the van and was acting normal when I came across Morgan Freeman and he wanted to motivate me and he had these three things to tell me, but I only remember that one of them was that he found Always Sunny to be very funny and found it a guilty pleasure because he thought that people would think that he wouldn't enjoy that kind of humor.

Dreamt I was calling myself Belial, Pride, Success, The One, The Emperor. Then I started swearing and cursing in such a negative way that my grandma who was out of earshot in another room started coughing like she was sick, and my mother who could hear me called me foul.
Dreamt I was before a great golden door that led into some place that required holy protection, I looked back and saw Jesus Christ except he looked like shit. I went over and asked "where is Belial?" and he said he was ruling over his Gensokyo and that he had his cat Chen rape him.
Dreamt I was in a room proclaiming myself the King of Touhou and this guy said "oh yeah? then what's Majan?" and I said nothing cause I didn't know and he and some bitch snickered, I looked it up and it was just an alternative name for Makai so I grabbed an empty bottle of Kirin and started beating his ass
Dreamt I was living in a mansion, this Dark souls player(the one who made the report which currently has me banned from PSN which is the only reason I'm schizoposting on /jp/ cause usually I'd play Ds3 nonstop) came in with overalls on and was challenging me to a fight, and I said "overalls? ok but let me put on some too" I went into my room to change and the faggot kept peeking into my room, and upon seeing my wall of anime goddess posters and he started leaving, I said "where're you going?" and he said "you're cool" then left. I went to this other mansion and had a bunch of followers gathered and Bernkastel appeared with some chocolate on her fingers, offering her hand to me, and I said "uh, that's good chocolate, right?" somehow suspecting the possibly of shit, but then licked it off for a bit, though I saw I didn't finish it all so I had her let me lick some more. Then I was picking some foul gunk out of this cat scratching post of hers and I was swearing and cursing about it being caused by stupid faggots. This random guy suddenly appeared in the room and Bernkastel was scared of him because apparently he had a bee aura and she was allergic to bees, I noticed that he had Yukari's clothes(except with a green tabard) on and became pissed off, I asked him "what the fuck do you think you're wearing in front of me?", and he said "what?" So I said "I'm the King of Touhou, Husband of Yukari Yakumo, why the fuck are you wearing her clothes in front of me?" And he said "what? who?" So I shout "off with his head!" and said something about making an elixir out of him to cure Bern's bee allergy, an executioner started dragging him off towards a torture chamber and I heard a chainsaw start revving up, thinking about how the screaming would upset the girls so I shout "close the door!"

Dreamt I was a cop, and I cold-bloodedly shot some lawbreaker dead. After I got off I went into some not-Paddy's Pub with a devil/trump worshipper, a tranny and a lovecraftian artist, the tranny was calling me beautiful and coming onto me until I made it clear I had no interest then he just said oh, well you look kinda gay anyway, the devil/trump worshipper was antsy with me and I was like hey! I like the devil, and I like trump, which placated him, the artist was sketching this giant sketchy gap heart and I mentioned to him that I was retardedly jealous over Yukari and he just gave me a laugh, he said he had a dream where this guy he knew had a fridge filled with bags of organs and flesh that were Yukari's, and he showed me his pictures of "quality cthulu monsters" I said yeah I want to draw some quality cthulu monsters and he said why don't you? and I shrugged.

Dreamt I was wandering around a shopping centre looking for some special honey, every 10 minutes or so Mergo would cry and everyone's heads turned into giant eyeballs as well as general Nightmare vision, on one of these cries I distracted myself by focusing on sinking balls at a billiard's table like third door protagonist from fata morgana, there were some Touhou cosplayers by a fountain, eventually the shop closed before I found any honey, I drove away scooby doo mystery van albeit so terribly I ran over a bunch of people, I ditched the van and was acting normal when I came across Morgan Freeman and he wanted to motivate me and he had these three things to tell me, but I only remember that one of them was that he found Always Sunny to be very funny and found it a guilty pleasure because he thought that people would think that he wouldn't enjoy that kind of humor.

Dreamt I was calling myself Belial, Pride, Success, The One, The Emperor. Then I started swearing and cursing in such a negative way that my grandma who was out of earshot in another room started coughing like she was sick, and my mother who could hear me called me foul.
Dreamt I was before a great golden door that led into some place that required holy protection, I looked back and saw Jesus Christ except he looked like shit. I went over and asked "where is Belial? and he said he was ruling over his Gensokyo and that he had his cat Chen rape him.
Dreamt I was in a room proclaiming myself the King of Touhou and this guy said "oh yeah? then what's Majan?" and I said nothing cause I didn't know and he and some bitch snickered, I looked it up and it was just an alternative name for Makai so I grabbed an empty bottle of Kirin and started beating his ass
Dreamt I was living in a mansion, this Dark souls player(the one who made the report which currently has me banned from PSN which is the only reason I'm schizoposting on /jp/ cause usually I'd play Ds3 nonstop) came in with overalls on and was challenging me to a fight, and I said "overalls? ok but let me put on some too" I went into my room to change and the faggot kept peeking into my room, and upon seeing my wall of anime goddess posters and he started leaving, I said "where're you going?" and he said "you're cool" then left. I went to this other mansion and had a bunch of followers gathered and Bernkastel appeared with some chocolate on her fingers, offering her hand to me, and I said "uh, that's good chocolate, right?" somehow suspecting the possibly of shit, but then licked it off for a bit, though I saw I didn't finish it all so I had her let me lick some more. Then I was picking some foul gunk out of this cat scratching post of hers and I was swearing and cursing about it being caused by stupid faggots. This random guy suddenly appeared in the room and Bernkastel was scared of him because apparently he had a bee aura and she was allergic to bees, I noticed that he had Yukari's clothes(except with a green tabard) on and became pissed off, I asked him "what the fuck do you think you're wearing in front of me?", and he said "what?" So I said "I'm the King of Touhou, Husband of Yukari Yakumo, why the fuck are you wearing her clothes in front of me?" And he said "what? who?" So I shout "off with his head!", an executioner started dragging him off towards a torture chamber and I heard a chainsaw start revving up, and thinking about how the screaming would upset the girls so I shout "close the door!"

Good thread so far. I like it.