/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14283141
>All sorts of crazy stories line it's pages
>On page three, a picture of a baphomet in tears, her childlike body made that of a curvy adult woman, her followers surround her distraught
>Below it, news of the daughter of some great Amazon chief been exiled form the tribe for marrying a human man and taking his name, swearing to be his obedient, devoted wife
>Next a Cheshire who has gone completely sane, finds life horrible and is on suicide watch
>Elf who became a human girl[/spoiler
>Manticore whose tail pussy disappeared, now terrified if sex since she can't gauge a guy before deciding of she wants to keep him
>On the front page, a danuki who gave away her fortune and company, swearing to dedicate herself to a life of poverty
>Holy shit
>Turn on the TV to channel 6
>You're greeted by the sight of that cunty dark elf fighting tooth and nail on the roof of a car, trying to keep away a throng of men who shout declarations of pure, chaste love, and how they want to make her a good girl
>Change the channel
>Interview of an ogre who lost all her gains overnight, she's almost skin and bones
>Change the channel
>Piece about Beelzebi who compulsively clean themselves or they're assaulted by crippling pain
>Change
>Vampire admitted into psychiatry hospital after she was caught running through the streets screaming about how everywhere she went, she was surrounded by dhampirs, amateur video shows her foaming at the mouth as the cops load her into the van in a straightjacket, the very picture of madness
>And then the impossible
>Man announcing his greatest triumph, a tame hellhound, he has her do all manner of tricks on camera, from fetching a ball to walking on her front paws
>While dressed in the most ridiculous clown get-up imaginable
>He says he's going to take her on tour all across the country

Don't cum on my house bitches.

>>13950126
>spider
>less monstrous
>horse pussy

OH-A PURGING WE WILL GO
A PURGING WE WILL GO
DOWN WITH THE DEMON LORD
A PURGING WE WILL GO