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>>46173787
>Throws dust in your face that instantly gives you six stacks of Tom
>Poofs away in a shower of glitter
FUCKING CHESHIRES

>>45866845
Untrue. It's the galactic ocean. The sea of stars. There's starfish. There's sunfish. There's starkist tuna.

>>43071757
Slap it as hard as you can. I promise this will work and will have no negative consequences.
>>43071737
Royal monster groomed to have the ultimate ass for sitting in throne
Chesh chaotically formed to have the ultimate ass for sitting on (your) face.
The winner is clear

>42864516
Nice 4chan filename on the screencap you made, retard.

HEY, EVERYONE!
Stop replying to the idiot.

>DotR
>Portals spit out a chesh in the middle of your room
It was over before it started, Wonderland had access to 4chan all along.

>>42142507
>Chesh relentlessly teases you and calls you a tom while your tea-addled mind and body can't seem to escape her dormouse friend's soft, sleepy embrace

>>41132873
Don't you know Anon? The house always wins.

>>40216468
>>40216488
Reminder: Don't respond to cheshire-posting. They are only in it for the (you)'s.

bros not gonna ngl I think I wanna fuck a cat

>>36993489
Uh huh. Keep deflecting, Pervert Boy!

>>36764071
>Master made cuddlecat free

>>35938008
>he unironically hasn't touched grass

>>35276105
>mountain climber is so close to reaching his ultimate goal
>he reaches out to one of the last handholds he needs to pull himself to the very top
>ends up squeezing a fat cheshire ass instead
>then finds himself teleported a short distance back down from the top
>the cheshire is nowhere in sight
>but every time he's within spitting distance of the top, the same thing happens
>the cat causes some sort of lewd contact, then he's teleported a short distance back down the mountain
meme cats can strike anytime, anywhere

>>35027382
>r*eddit

>>34864427
>anon is screaming incoherently while the "no u" continues
>pleads for the trolling to stop
>cheshire appears and plops down next to him
>"Oh, sorry... I thought you were just having fun since you started it..."
>"What? You were the one that started this!"
>"No you!"
>"AAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

For fuck's sake... Alright, clarification time. It's Grincat. Always has been, always will be. Not Cheshire. I'm not saying this towards the trolls who've flooded this thread with Cheshire shit - they've no hope already. I'm saying this for your benefit - the Anonymous onlooker. You may be new and know nothing about this yet, or you may be old and just plain ignorant. But it's not Cheshire. It started a few months ago, and it's everywhere. Take it from me. It's Grincat. You don't have to believe me, but I recommend that you do. If you don't, just keep it in the back of your head...the last flickering candle of truth. She's the Grincat. Not Cheshire.

>>34395121
can't get faster than instant transmission

>No matter how far you run
>No matter how well you hide
>No matter how much you prepare
>You will be found, and you will be bullied

>Go on a wonderland tour
>Cheshire "guide" keeps groping you
>Any time you ask her to stop she says it's okay because of the "molest me" sign taped to your back
>As your guide, she OBVIOUSLY didn't put it there, and no other monsters ever got close enough to do so, so that leaves you as the only possible reason that sign is on your back
>Every time you remove it, you feel her slap a new one on about three seconds later, though she never admits it and you can never catch her in the act because cheshire powers
>Because time can be.... weird... in wonderland, nobody knows how much longer your tour will last

>>34114059
It's not about returning fire with the same caliber that she puts out, it's about sending the message that you won't roll over and submit until she forces you to submit

>>33611943
We gotta find a way to turn the Cheshires against one another, let the problem solve itself... but how...

>>33594087
shes overreacting

>>33542031
>tfw I live in Florida, in an actual nice neighborhood, and there was still a meth house nearby a few years ago
Also
>Florida Cheshire
A new force of chaos that will shake existence to it's core

>>33451256
But unlike EA, he is probably delivering something of worth because monster girl waifus