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Maybe she's born with it

Maybe it's anzuchang!

I don't know if I'm the only one but I feel like I need to post about it.

Every time I walk around inside my house I move in a very strange way. Like I move my arms to some kind of rhythm while moving and walk in a funny way. I can best describe it as some kind of autistic mix of tai chi and ballet. I do this subconsciously and I even catch myself doing it and every time I realize I'm doing it I think to myself "what the fug am I doing?". Not to mention when I stand still I have to strike some kind of retarded pose with my legs all the time that looks very very gay.

What kind of problem am I suffering from?

About $800 hard earned autism dollars

Less money less problems!

I wish to be reborn as an immortal cute loli and to keep all of my old knowledge. Basically what happens is I grow up to be the age where I become the cutest and just stay there permanently.

With my immortality comes super-regenerative abilities where I could lose an entire arm and leg but regrow them as cute and smooth as they were. I don't want to end up as a super scarred loli after several ten thousand years after all. Also want emergency super strength so I don't get trapped in an earthslide when a meteor hits earth or a supervolcano erupts.

>>9306596
I wish I was cute like anzuchang

I wish I was anzuchang

Best idol, best butt, best NEET, best girl, best loli, best hair, best eyes, best pinkies, best personality, best VA, best song, best doujinshi, best artwork and much more.

Make it rain!