/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That feel when you didn't make Minecraft or Facebook first even though you have the technical process to create either.

That feel when you post a room photo but you forget to put your bong and your gun in the shot.

Does anyone else masturbate ironically?

I can't even ejaculate if I masturbate unironically any more.

actually buy premium
goes fast
two days later
want to download file
its on rapidgator
.......
my face when

>that feel when no friends

>Be 10
>Playing Pokemon on shitter before school
>Still havent wiped
>MoM yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>Asks me if ive ever been kissed
>I take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like I cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
>My sphagetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
>Bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>Teacher catches me
>Its penis inspection day
>My name is Alan Aardvark
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands for me to take off my pants
>I refuse
>She wrestles me down and gets a magnify glass real close to my crotch
>Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
>She pukes on my dick
>Get Expelled...

>Be 10
>Playing Pokemon on shitter before school
>Still havent wiped
>MoM yells I have to go
>Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
>Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
>Girl I like sits next to me
>Asks me if ive ever been kissed
>I take out my gameboy
>She starts whispering in my ear
>I start sweating
>I look down
>The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like I cummed
>She notices
>I notice
>I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
>My sphagetti falls out all over
>I start sweating more
>Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
>The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
>Bus gets to school
>Try and run to bathroom
>Teacher catches me
>Its penis inspection day
>My name is Alan Aardvark
>I have to go first
>Nurse demands for me to take off my pants
>I refuse
>She wrestles me down and gets a magnify glass real close to my crotch
>Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
>She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
>She pukes on my dick
>Get Expelled...

>that feel when no friends

le feel face when wizard

[spoiler]>>8433372
>That feel when you will never get sauce.</spoiler>

I'm a Suikoden and Valkyrie Profile fan, I don't even exist.

That feel when you know you can't be a hikki for much longer

>>8126312
FUG U X-------DDDDD

GET OUT OF /JB/ :DDDD

>>8009600
I know exactly how you feel

>>7986216
>>7986218

Sorry kids, Keine developed BSE and we had to put her down.

>>7803694
That feel when you're in bed holding your laptop in the exact same way. Even my screen is tilted downwards like that.

>>7786041
That feel when you're afraid to download that image because you're worrying about being busted by pedo-hunters at a british airport. And I'm not even into loli.

That feel when 2hu-kiddies are shitting up /jp/.

>>>>Touhou take 2:


Touhou is a babby's first shmup of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of setting and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and FANWORKS. The NEET anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for normal, sociable, underage faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the spellcards, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole "yokai" faggotry and everything about the Touhou world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the cheerful character backgrounds, emphasis on friendship, and the overall preachiness of its official manga make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted optimism towards the world.Exactly the kind of shit that makes normals and underage retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Touhou is basically THE series to attract the most hated shmup fanbase known to /jp/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this franchise and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Touhou threads ever encourage the normalfags to show their faces here.

>go to school
>power point presentation
>bring my new laptop
>Flan quad amputee wallpaper
>everyone stares at me
>fat guy beside me goes "oh my god I hate Flan"
>after school I'm told to get an appointment with a therapist

>>7632781
Some horned slut can't kill my waifu, you f/a/ggot.

>>7576291

>>7465204
>I got one spell further.
>I still have lower points.