/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>what, are the Kenkou Cross kempetai gonna hunt us down and fine us for heterodox erotica?

>You feel hands on your shoulders as you are slammed to the ground
>Mofu mofu, officer Masako here. The suspect has being seized, mofu.
>Mofu, understood officer. Deal with the suspect as stated in the protocol and bring him back to base, mofu.
>You try to get up, only to feel the fox's hands grab your head and roughly slam your head repeatedly against her breasts.
>Don't move! We have seized your comics and have all the evidence, what were you thinking?! You are now under arrest!
>Despite her petite figure she effortlessly yanks you over her shoulder and puts her tail on your face
>I will be taking care of you now. When we get to the station you better sign the marriage certifi- kya! I mean confession or I am going to cut you up with this mamono silver katana until you are a moaning mess. This is Zipangu there is no such thing as "rights for the accused".
>She sighs
>After that I am going to enroll you into an Inari Cooking School and I will make a husband out of you
>You could had married one of the many common housewives Inaris. But.... you chose to break the law, so now you are getting claimed by one of those rare warrior cop Inaris.
>Let's go. For starters as you can see I have one tail, so you will have to get me 2 tails before you are allowed to leave the station.