/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46741651
talk us through your JAV workflow and protocols, I want to know about your methodology

>>46686591
MINAMOsir isn't Belligerent™... at most he is Faux-Belligerent when teasing the village with a smug MINAMO reaction image but he's clearly being playful, even when mocking a fishlet/tourist, or when announcing his departure for the weekend.
The True Belligerents are the Makiscatposter and FuukaYAMIposter. In contrast, their Belligerence is undeniable.

hello, sirs - I have a little game for us to play

are
(1) tastes diverse enough; and
(2) sirs gracious enough
for everyone here to be individually allocated with a JAV actress at least in their Top 5 (for marriage, saffle, indentured servant/maid, etc) without anyone else complaining/missing out on all their picks/being fkn upset?

they don't need to be your favourite actress by whatever other metric/more generally, just someone you'd most want to be allocated with in the context of this game - whatever that means to you. let's also stick to active actresses for now.

When armed with knowledge of all condiment faces (shoyu, mayo, vinegar, miso, sugar, etc), aromaposting and/or breathposting, animal genus typings, hag ripeness categories (Faux-, Pseudo-, Semi-, Classic, True, Ultimate), phenotypes, the meat-related metrics (slampig, chublet, braphog, etc, etc), a fully-realised /jav/sir who has completed his training is capable of expressing and communicating quirks of Japanese Adult Video actresses with an unprecedented and perhaps even dangerous precision.

When armed with knowledge of all condiment faces (shoyu, mayo, vinegar, miso, sugar, etc), aromaposting and/or breathposting, animal genus typings, hag ripeness categories (Faux-, Pseudo-, Semi-, Classic, True, Ultimate), phenotypes, etc, a fully-realised /jav/sir who has completed his training is capable of expressing and communicating quirks of Japanese Adult Video actresses with an unprecedented and perhaps even dangerous precision.

>>45529894
well, who are some of our favourites for each category?
>hairstyle
>hairline
>forehead
>eyebrows
>eyes
>nose
>cheekbones
>cheeks
>philtrum
>lips
>chin
>overall jaw
>height
>shoulder width
>breasts
>hip-to-waist ratio
>tummy
>hips
>ass
>legs
let's talk this one out, sirs

(I've posted this discussion-starter before but it's one of my favourites + it's been 6 months already + I've added a few new entries so let's give this another spin) ::

Please consider the following exercise, sirs:

If you could...
>cuddle with a JAV actress (nothing else)
>take a bath in a hot spring with a JAV actress (nothing else)
>sit naked in a sauna with a JAV actress (nothing else)
>deep kiss a JAV actress (nothing else)
>receive a handjob from a JAV actress (nothing else)
>receive paizuri from a JAV actress (nothing else)
>receive a blowjob from a JAV actress (nothing else)
>perform cunnilingus on a JAV actress (nothing else)
>receive a rimjob (aka "bunghole consumption") from a JAV actress (nothing else)
>perform a rimjob (aka "bunghole consumption") on a JAV actress (nothing else)
>participate in anal sex with a JAV actress (nothing else)

Who would you pick in each of the above circumstances? Would there be any overlap/duplicate answers or would you have someone different in mind for each? Explaining your reasoning/showing your thought process and critiquing fellow sirs' choices is encouraged!

>Allright gentleman. We lost in the first round of the /jav/ tournament. This cant happen again. Only when our 5-step plan is in place we will leave this room

>>45289237
Quality > Quantity
Chinese porn is already dead in the water sadly. It wouldn't matter even if production volume one day eclipses JAV.
>>45289269 is right. Its only draw is if someone very specifically wants to watch Chinese people having sex. It combines the worst of the awkwardness of amateur porn with the artifice and contrivance of scripted porn, all without any artistic merit/vision. Amateurish yet also fake and uncandid. When you add advertisements in the form of temporary tattoos on the girls' booba and even in-character ad reads for casino game apps, the whole experience is just dystopian dogshit.
On the other hand, Chinese audio porn is REALLY fkn good (but still not to the standard/consistency of Japanese voice works).

(+ feel free to post this in that thread; I have no interest in participating)

>>45178015
>>45178034
it's maladjusted people whose social interactions are just provoking negative reactions on the internet
I have zero interest in touhou, mlp or whatever but have never once felt the urge to go to their threads and fling shit and I'd assume many sirs here haven't either
/jav/ might be full of sexual deviants with the strangest fixations but for the most part, sirs here seem well-adjusted and prefer to spend their time participating in stuff in good faith

>>45178059
>>45178079
yeah some newsirs seem to fit in fine and want to learn about the Lifestyle© but some are clearly just unsirlike

>>45178084
>>45178093
all true

>>45099610
I think that sir isn't a fan of her big pepperoni nipples (which I personally fkn enjoy), hence his comment that if all it takes is for something he finds unattractive or maybe even repulsive to cause you arousal, its absence from your life for 30 days should in theory mean abstinence from masturbation won't be a particularly difficult task. of course, there's a flaw in logic here as he is applying his perception to your circumstances but for the sake of humorous effect, I can see what he was implying and trying to do

What makes a studio "big"? Is it volume of output? Big names? Actresses with larger social media followings? Influence on wider JAV trends?
Probably all these things but how are they weighted? Sirs, let's discuss

what are some theoretically easy and "non-drastic" changes (You) would make to JAV? basically nothing that would require extreme shifts in the status quo of the industry or is dependent on legal reform etc — so nothing like abolishing mosaic censorship.
for me?
>more cross-studio collaborations
>more dual exclusives (I can only think of Nao and Akarin?)
>the return of AV OPEN/GRAND PRIX
>a revamped tag framework
>bloopers/behind the scenes as standard
>Japanese subtitles as standard
>including textless covers as part of the photoset as standard

>>44336760
ah yes, the age-old Law of the Anus Onus haha

>>44267590
It isn't impossible but there's just more inherent "infrastructure" in JAV to support the autism
>studios that feel like following/supporting sports teams
>exclusivity vs freelancing, ELECTRIC transfers, etc
>predictable release schedule; HAISHIN and HATSUBAI days, advance previews
>codes as a simple and elegant solution for both hoarding and facilitating recommendations/discussion more easily (rather than asking if people have watched Angelina Dickrydah's "Brutal Blonde Bombshell Anal Ravagers 6" or something)
>hoarding itself and all the tech autism with encoding, organisation (again, assisted by the code system), file sharing
>the fact that JAV is feature length means it's closer to regular cinema in some ways than 5-12 minute clips on tube sites, not to mention all the CONTEXT and plot and Lifestyle segments; all this breeds further discussion and humour
>quasi-standardisation allowing for rankings through DMM; more informal rankings from BookMate also feel standardised enough to be kinda trustworthy
>extreme compartmentalisation across studios, genres, fetishes etc mean individual segments can be identified and talked about in great specificity rather than pornography in a vague sense

Please consider the following /jav/ thought exercise and answer is as much autistic detail as you wish.

You can choose FOUR (4) currently active JAV actresses. You can have sex with them individually or in any combination over the course of ONE (1) week. How would you "distribute the load" (pardon the expression) over those SEVEN (7) days and, if relevant, in what order? Feel free to discuss your thought process.

to avoid making this just a village stoning of sakamichi, what are the necessary ingredients for an actress to actually achieve all-time-great status?
>is freelancing compulsory?
>mainstream appeal vs niche appeal (either in terms of looks or more generally/in a JAV context)?
>variety + jack of all trades vs extremely specialised? where does being type cast fit into this?
discuss!

30 is the new 20.
but this can be applied and extrapolated further, with 40 essentially becoming the new 30.
now, with that established, it's not difficult to see that nowadays, 50 is more or less the new 40 anyway.
in considering and contemplating this pattern, 60 would therefore be the new 50 accordingly.
you understand what I'm sayin', sirs?

>>43874287
>>43874301
>>43874307
>985.54
>985.58
>985.60 <-- we are here (?)
?

>actress-driven gonzo
>sex act/fetish-driven gonzo
>character-driven drama
>plot-driven drama
>sex act/fetish-driven drama

what do sirs most/least (fkn) enjoy?

If you can only watch and fap to ONE (1) Japanese Adult Video for the next 6 months (i.e until 2024), what would it be?

And, because there's always THAT guy; no - you can't choose some omnibus compilation featuring 30 actresses and 50 movies or anything like that kek
Just a single, regular, feature-length release. No shenanigans, no horseplay. This isn't an exercise to see how well you can game the system. I am curious about what the sirs would consider to be that rewatchable - that is all. VR allowed if that's how you express your Lifestyle.

Explanation and reasoning encouraged!

Please consider the following exercise, sirs:

If you could...
>cuddle with a JAV actress (nothing else)
>deep kiss a JAV actress (nothing else)
>receive a handjob from a JAV actress (nothing else)
>receive paizuri from a JAV actress (nothing else)
>receive a blowjob from a JAV actress (nothing else)
>participate in anal sex with a JAV actress (nothing else)
who would you pick in each of the above circumstances? Would there be any overlap/duplicate answers? Explaining your reasoning/showing your working is encouraged!

>>43622588
the suite of hag prefixes will always be funny to me
i sometimes hide a few in work emails to keep myself entertained at work

>>43517713
huh glad my post was helpful to you sir
i think a lot of my other points like studio/label differentiation etc are worth pointing out too!
good call on the other sites too though
but yeah I'm not sure if the FAQ host is still active. the last edit I can see relates to news of R18's closure though which is still relatively recent. The FAQ also needs some updates to the big studios' release/preview schedules which I've been trying to collate/make an updated list but SOD just doesn't make any sense