/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Now rape's a great fetish and all, but the righteous beatdown of scumsucking shitbags is wonderfully cathartic to watch.

Like all those fantasy stories that start with "the evil Duke and his knights pillage a village and rape all the helpless women." Just ONCE I'd like to see the Evil Duke standing in the square announcing the imminent rape and looting of the helpless village when a man in heavy chainmail and a dirty cloak steps out of a storage shed and bellows "NIIGGA. SAYS. WHAAAAAAT!?"

And then his company of fuckoff-huge mercenaries, who stopped by to buy traveling rations off the villagers, emerge from the woodwork to look at the men who were about to loot all the ale within thirty miles.

Yeah, I'd like to read that.

>Oh, did you come to visit the shrine in this cold weather?

No, I hiked all the way up a fucking youkai-infested mountain FOR MY FUCKING HEALTH

GOD WHAT A STUPID FUCKING - NO, NO, NOT EVEN YOU'RE CUTE ENOUGH TO PULL OFF COY OF THAT MAGNITUDE.

NO, SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. DON'T EVEN - I WILL SLAP YOU, BITCH. I SWEAR TO YOUR OWN GODS I WILL.