/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20852069
you can get a job as a waiter at the cafe owned by the 9 foot tall giant-titty monster dark mage with a creepy fetish for men wearing maid outfits

>>20639045
Matsu-sensei/Graphiteknight/sepiascribe
Draws huge titties in a cute and comfy manner
For me personally, shaped my interest in 2D from a young age all the way back when he did tf2-tans

>>18046280
>Portals open, year of our lord 20XX
>Initial contact goes down better than expected all things considered
>Lilims explaining to politician one day about Sabbath
>Lays off the sexual details and "bends the truth" about other activities to ease eventual perversion of modern culture
>i.e. Sabbath masses as "religious sunday gatherings" and "Helping their elders" as activities such baking (aphrodisiac) cookies for big brothers neighbors
>"Oh," he says "You mean like the boyscouts...err girlscouts rather."
>"LOL, what's a boyscout"?

>Dark Mages nearly blow the lid on the invasion early several hundred times over the course of the next week trying to sneak into/raid boyscout camps
>Attempts to curb their efforts were not helped by baphomets and witches joining the girl scouts
>Where they pushed hard for cross organization activities with the boy scouts
>Blowing raspberries at those "old hags" everytime they see one getting escorted away
>Courtesy of the kunoichi emergency task force that the demon lord had to specifically create to help keep the invasion a secret just because of this