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>watch Drive because everyone on 4chan raves about it
>changes my life
>one night mom yells for me to go pick up my sister
>put on cool jacket
>grab my old karting gloves
>find some toothpicks between the couch cushions
>Drive mode engage
>go to pick her up, park across the street and leave the car running
>flash my headlights and reach over to open the door when I see her come out
>see two girls following her
>didn't realize I was giving them a ride too
>sis gets in passenger's seat, girls squeeze in back (BMW 318ti CSL)
>sister notices my attire
>"not again Josh, please"
>ignore her and turn off the radio
>offer the girls a toothpick, they decline
>drive to the end of the street and rip the parking brake to do a 180
>only rotates halfway and almost swipe a parked car but I keep my cool
>sis tells me to stop fucking around and the girls get upset
>ignore them as I reverse into a parking space and look both ways before pulling back out
>girls start making idle chit-chat with me
>I pause, slightly smile at them through rear-view mirror, and provide one-word answers
>"So, what do you do?"
>"... I drive."
>Confused girl "You drive"
>"...It's just part time".
>one of the girls picks up a hammer I had under the seat and asks what its for
>glare at her from the mirror
>"...My hands are a little dirty"
>girl rolls her eyes and mouths something to the other girl silently
>get to the destination
>immediately jump out of car and flip jacket over my shoulder as I walk away briskly
>wait for girls to go inside before I get back in and drive home
>an hour of scrubbing and I still can't get the smell of wet pussy out of my backseat

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>>11578298
I was born to Drive

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thinking of drive

>> No.11506282 [View]
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deep

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>>11489573
I want to Drive

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>>11444640
It can be expensive
1. Purchase ultimate Driving machine for $2500
2. Download a few eurobeat torrents for free
3. Take me back to Tokyo

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>>11430556
holy shit, janny is babysitting this thread so hard, shits getting deleted before its archived

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It's that time again
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Drive 'em

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>3am, out for a Drive
>enjoying some technical touge up in the hills
>suddenly hear the high pitched shrill of a BMW Motorsport built 4 cylinder screaming at 8500rpm coming behind me fast
>almost makes me lose my concentration but I manage to brake hard and late into the big hairpin
>suddenly bright red tailights of a 318ti LTW appear in my side window
>the odd short rear of the car slides within inches of my fender and around the corner before belching a fireball from the exhaust and leaving me behind to attack the night once more
>I pull over at the top of the hill and have a smoke before heading home
He was a real human being

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>>11378506
Sometimes you just have to let your Drive take over

>> No.11313746 [View]
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I am a Driving savant

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>>11275350
I'm on nightcall

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a Driver's ride. a bmw 318ti LTW (nevar forget the dohc) complete with m3 wheels, angel eye lights, massive frame connector and a professional quality Driver

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>>11245841
1. To be the fastest on Silverstein
2. To be the fastest on Suzuka
3. To be the fastest on Mazda Raceway Laguna Seca
4. To be the fastest on Bathhurst
5. To be the fastest on Road America
6. To be the fastest on the Nordschleife
7. To be the fastest on LeMans
8. To be the fastest on Hockenheimring
9. To be the fastest on Sebring
10. To get a gf

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>>11242071
I'll get my keys

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>>11227658

Careful not to bite off more than you can chew

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