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>>16131060
maybe

>>12955024
But 2hu's avoid your erection with ease. It can't be that hard.

>>12949792
RIP in pieces

WHAT IF: Bear with me here.

You could play as any Touhou you want, but all six of the bosses are MEN, and their missles are sperm?

You have three birth control pills for lives and condoms for bombs. If you lose all of your lives you get a picture of your touhou pregnant on the game over screen.

Extra stage involves you rescuing a touhou relevant to yours, and you fight a really hard boss.

Winning and beating all of the bosses gets a detailed win screen and the winning touhou banishes all men from Danmaku, explaining the current lack of men. It'd work.

Meiling gets completely forgotten about in the SDM thread.

>>12276308

Thanks, the Pichuun~ sound played in my head when I saw this picture, particularly Marisa.