/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Today, on my usual walk due to health reasons (recommended to me by my doctor), I felt sharp pain in my right knee, lost my balance, even with the walking stick for support, fell down, and lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital, and my bones hurt all over. According to the doctor, my right knee literally exploded, both of my thigh bones detached from the hip sockets, my arms broke in 53 places, I suffered 206 compound fractures all over my body, and the vertebrae in my spine rearranged themselves to form what appears to look like "18.5". This has left me completely paralyzed and bedridden, but it is just a minor annoyance, because I can proudly announce that, as there are no more bones that could possibly ache in my body left, Mima is confirmed to appear in Touhou 18.5: 100th Black Market. Due to being completely paralyzed and unable to lift a finger, I had to relay the happy news by dictating this post to my cute, wonderful little sister, that is currently single and looking for a hot boyfriend, but I trust she transcribed my words faithfully.

I just hope that ZUN foresaw what Mima's return would do to my body, and put in a system that would allow me to play the game using voice commands, or tongue controls. Unfortunately, I cannot hold the controller using my mouth, because my teeth disintegrated into dust, and the jaw broke into two halves.

>>35687955
lazy post

Would you still love Mima if she came back as the Stage 1 midboss?

Who should be a new playable character in the next 2hu game?

>>16417671
Sorry but Bones needs to meme her way back into the franchise much more than Count Chocula.

>>16388540

Yes anon.

what kind of bones is this

>>13396097
More Seija
Also Nue fits the theme, but it's not like Zun cares about that

She's back again
and about time, too.

And this time she's in the mood

>>12213845
What a coincidence!

I like ghosts.

>>12020151
you KNOW it is

>>11974244
I got your Mima reveal right here *unzips proof*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOwO2TslQI&list=PL2KcHdOjog3MUOKE1VLhlq7V8nAuRPBuo

>>11974445
She was faggot even a playable character in 3 of the 5 originals just because you didn't play them doesn't mean she isn't because you don't know shit

ZUN lied people died

AWA was just a ruse

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>>11827748
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>>11827764
This is more of what I want to see in the future
>>11827766
this is stupid sperg shit that needs to stop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxOwO2TslQI&list=PL2KcHdOjog3MUOKE1VLhlq7V8nAuRPBuo

After that question at AWA Mima showed up in a lot of C85 stuff it's practically confirmed, get your bones ready...

ミマ！

>>11503634

FUCK OFF YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE JOKES
NOT TODAY NOT EVER

Mina is canon and might make an actual return

2013 AWA

ZUN fucking just agreed on this shit, I swear if you bother him about it...

>>11461929
>>11461972
>>11461987
>>11461990

WHERE WAS IT RECORDED?

WHICH ONE OF YOU MARVELOUS BASTARDS ASKED HIM?!

i could kiss you non homosexually nah...pretty gay maybe just a bro hug but ffs that's the best answer will EVER get outta him on this after all this time, I don't care if she just ends up in an offical manga ( a game would be asking too much )


holy fuck good job weebs i'm fucking proud someone actually reminded him.

I don't have much but posting this as hope and thanks to that fucker AND ZUN

♫ I'm waking up, I feel it in my bones
enough to make my system blow
Welcome to the new age, to the new age
Welcome to the new age, to the new age ♫

>>10867643
>>10867657
>The theme was "It is not a retro not new, 2000s Neoretoro barrage shooting" Is.
>Not retro

Sorry, Mima fans.
I'm not too sure if I feel it in my bones this time. Maybe next time.
But then again, Mima was still somewhat relevant in 2000.
AND IF SAKUYA CAN RETURN, THEN SO CAN MIMA!

Why are there nothing but subhuman plebs in this thread?

non of those bosses are even challenging on lunatic after like 3 runs

I bet most of /jp/ can't even 1cc Mystic Square

>>9873800
>Characters I hope to see

Oh right, I forgot

pls ZUN
ZUN
pls
PLS

WE'VE BEEN SO FAITHFUL