/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40491105
THE EVIL WOMAN
https://youtu.be/nxz1DuVaRr8
would she like that song?

>>35587384

>>35381027
>Demon
>Devil
Huh, that's a funny pair. I guess the demon would be more subtle at first compared to the devil going all out, and the demon would go for contract shenanigans to snag me away later... but loli isn't my thing, though. Demons are pretty high tier for me also so it's a pretty easy pick between the two. It would be funny seeing the devil seethe at someone that's just taller and curvier than her on a superficial level getting much better results with her flirting, though.

>>34678416
>The contract also states that if you get me pizza, I reward you by letting you experience what it feels like to cum inside me at least 20 times.
Damn demons and their contracts, Anon never stood a chance

>>34060323
>Turns out that thing about knowing the true name of a demon giving you power over them is true, but it works both ways
>Demon flirting is half seduction half trying to figure out your true name

>>33979433
>>33979456
>Class size is evenly split with 11 boys and 11 girls except anon who got transferred in the second week
>Sad because he has nobody to hold his hand
>Notices his demon teacher also has nobody to hold hands with
>Walks up and tells her that if neither of them have somebody they can hold each others hands
That's one way to get priority for after-school tutoring services. I can only imagine Shot Through the Heart playing on repeat in the demon's head when she's processes what anon just said to her

>>33877809
>demon presents anon with a contract
>he reads through it, casually spotting and pointing out all the lewd traps she's worked into the wording that gives her the upper hand
>she's starting to sweat a bit, how is he so knowledgeable about this stuff?
>little does she know Lawyer-Wurm has an entire series about this sort of thing on TanukiTube, and anon has watched all of it
>anon reaches the end, and sighs a bit while idly fiddling with his pen
>"I have a counter offer."
>oh no, he's going to take out so many of the clauses she was looking forward to leveraging
>she'll be the laughing stock of her sisters
>anon looks her right in the eyes
>then back to the contract as he uncaps his pen
>he simply writes "Fishnet Fridays" at the bottom of it, leaving everything else untouched
>"I'm ready to sign."

>>33181047
>getting filtered at page 13
>he hasn't even made it to the true hell of the page 20s
it's phrased to make you aware that the given choices are thinking inside the box, and then test if you have the guts to step out with your own answer. Sure, that sort of independence is futile resistance, but that's what they like.
brown

>>32686748
Just walk on down to the local Danuki & Demon co-owned law firm, I'm sure they'd be happy to help you out. They'll be able to show that by any legal metric the Elf is the one that is hopelessly indebted to YOU after all of your service.
Sure, there's no way you and your modified body is getting out of this without getting leashed by the paperwork to your two saviors, but at least you aren't the lowest on the pecking order now.

>>31513619
>fall for yet another car warranty call
>you mutter out an "oh, fuck me, seriously?" while you go to hang up
>before you can end the call, you hear the message cut out and a sultry voice respond with "I have recorded your statement of consent."

>>30562490
Here's an easy mnemonic: the school's demon principal is your princi-"pal"
Trust her.

>>29966990
>t.demon

>Trying to get demon teachers attention
>She can't hear you over the class
>Her tail is mesmerizingly swishing around
>Grab it
>She moans
>Entire class is silent now
>She turns around
>Hey miss M could you look at my essay
>Stares at you weirdly for a while
>Of course, come see me after class anon
If they didn't wanted their tails touched maybe they shouldn't be so grabbable

>"I have been asked to say a few words to the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City 34, concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order backed resistance "Freedom Fighters". Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as your Mediator and Representative from The Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday from the Royal Demon Realm. The capture of the Rebellion leader Edwin Sabillo is an event of major significance, make no mistake. And while it's true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years, the manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Sabillo's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to that new found hero Tristan Spade. This might cause other resistance members to think twice before harbouring Mr. Spade. It might cause them to question his allegiance; even prompt some to turn him out, or turn him over to our cause. However, we cannot count on such developments. Tristan Spade's reputation is such that other desperate renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general chaos and terror. This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from my superiors from the Royal Demon Realm. Especially from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the brave and dedicated Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34. But this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on your part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Tristan Spade is or was, a literal nobody according to records and our intelligence agencies. That is until the Order discovered him to have hero blood in him and hero potential and abilities AND hero level charisma to rally renegades into an Order sponsored Rebellion! But, I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him? Well...I will leave the upbraiding for another time, to the extent it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If you, the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34 are to prove yourselves an indispensable augmentation to the Monstergirl Military Forces. You all will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, is total disbanding, not sexy punishment and disciplinary action - in union with all the other unworthy branches of the failed legions. Do not allow to come to that and happen to you. I have done my best to convince and mediate to my superiors back at the Royal Demon Realm that you are the finest that Monstergirl City State number 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument, but without concrete evidence to back it up, my words sound increasingly hollow even to me. The burden of proof is on you. As is the consequence of failure. I'll just leave it at that."

-A Demon Realm Official who is also a representative from the Royal Makai addressing a message and a few words to Monstergirl City Security Forces

>>27594118
>"I have been asked to say a few words to the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City 34, concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order backed resistance "Freedom Fighters". Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as your Mediator and Representative from The Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday from the Royal Demon Realm. The capture of the Rebellion leader Edwin Sabillo is an event of major significance, make no mistake. And while it's true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years, the manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Sabillo's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to that new found hero Tristan Spade. This might cause other resistance members to think twice before harbouring Mr. Spade. It might cause them to question his allegiance; even prompt some to turn him out, or turn him over to our cause. However, we cannot count on such developments. Tristan Spade's reputation is such that other desperate renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general chaos and terror. This brings me to the one note of disappointment I must echo from my superiors from the Royal Demon Realm. Especially from Colonel Ezra Wilson and General Amanda Holiday. Obviously I am not on the ground to closely command or second-guess the dedicated forces of the brave and dedicated Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34. But this does not mean I can shirk responsibility for recent lapses and even outright failures on your part. I have been severely questioned about these shortcomings, and now must put the question to you: How could one man have slipped through your force's fingers time and time again? How is it possible? This is not some agent provocateur or highly trained assassin we are discussing. Tristan Spade is or was, a literal nobody according to records and our intelligence agencies. That is until the Order discovered him to have hero blood in him and hero potential and abilities AND hero level charisma to rally renegades into an Order sponsored Rebellion! But, I have good reason to believe that in the intervening years, he was in a state that precluded further development of covert skills. The man you have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture, is by all standards simply that--an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him? Well...I will leave the upbraiding for another time, to the extent it proves necessary. Now is the moment to redeem yourselves. If you, the State Security Forces of Monstergirl City State number 34 are to prove yourselves an indispensable augmentation to the Monstergirl Military Forces. You all will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, is total disbanding, not sexy punishment and disciplinary action - in union with all the other unworthy branches of the failed legions. Do not allow to come to that and happen to you. I have done my best to convince and mediate to my superiors back at the Royal Demon Realm that you are the finest that Monstergirl City State number 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument, but without concrete evidence to back it up, my words sound increasingly hollow even to me. The burden of proof is on you. As is the consequence of failure. I'll just leave it at that."

-A Demon Realm Official who is also a representative from the Royal Makai addressing a message and a few words to Monstergirl City Security Forces

>>27357568
>So, do you like calligraphy?

"I have been asked to say a few words to the Security Forces of Monstergirl City State 34 Overwatch. Concerning recent successes in containing members of the Order led resistance rebellion force. Let me say up front that I regret having to temper my heartfelt congratulations with a strong measure of disappointment. But I wouldn't be doing my duty as a spokesperson and representative of the Royal Demon Realm if I didn't pass along the message I have received from Commanders Elena and Victoria and from Colonel Thomas Stratson. The capture of the human boy rebellion leader Jerry Soderstrom is an event of major significance make no mistake and while its true that conceivably we could have taken him at almost any time in the last several years. The manner of his capture may prove to have unexpected benefits. It cannot have gone unnoticed by all rebellion members that Mr. Soderstrom's capture coincided with the act of giving shelter to the new Order Hero, Eli Sabillo. This might cause other rebels to think twice,
before harboring Mr. Sabillo. It might cause them to question his allegiance, even prompt some to turn him out or turn him over to our cause. However we cannot count on such developments. Mister Sabillo's reputation is such that other misguided renegades are likely to grant him a great deal of license in the spirit of spreading general Order agendas and Chief God Zealotry. Seriously, how could one man slipped through your force's fingers? Time and time again!? How is it possible!? This is not some Elysian Knight, or some veteran hero or a highly trained assassin we are discussing! Eli Sabillo as our records and information indicates, is desk job employee who works a 9 to 5 job. A literal NOBODY. The man who have consistently failed to slow, let alone capture. Is by all standards simply that, an ordinary man. How can you have failed to apprehend him!? Well now is the time to redeem yourselves. If the current state and structure of the Security Forces of Monstergirl City State 34 are to prove themselves an indispensable augmentation to the Demon Realm Armies. They will have to earn the privilege. I'm sure I don't have to remind you that the alternative, if you can call it that, ss purging and demotions. In union with all other unworthy branches of the species, lets not allow it to come to that. I have done my best to convince the Top Brass at the Royal Makai you are the finest Monstergirl City State 34 has to offer. So far they have accepted my argument but without concrete evidence to back it up. My words sound increasingly hollow, even to myself. The burden of proof is on you, INCLUDING YOU State Governor Livingston. As is the consequence of failure, I'll just leave it at that. So please, to all Security Forces of Monstergirl City State 34. Do a better job of quelling this human boy rebellion and capture this new hero. You wouldn't want the Demon Lord, her husband nor her daughters to be quite... Upset and disappointed of such performances now would you?"

>>27155961
>Mamono State Security Officer handing out lists to her subordinates
>Points to some names on the list
>"Corrupt her, but make sure he sees it"
>points to another name
>"Oh, and rape this one in his own church
>"The rest I leave up to you".

>>26302864
Anon, I...

>>24064601
1) Demon
2) Demon
3) Demon
4) Demon
5) Tsurara-onna

>>23263241
He's fucked if he does something bad to a monster teacher's favorite student, or if the principal finds out.

>>23178706
I just got back from a 9 hour workshift and I'm too tired to do anything constructive but I'm behind on all my studies and just got news that my school shut down because of you-know-what. Everytime I try to finish something so that I don't have to worry about it later I have to jump through ten fucking hoops and something that should take five minutes takes days. I feel like a slave

Post demons

I want to see her try to seduce Doomguy

>>22520524
Gonna be a busy night