/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39997895
Ryu Hot Springs.

>>35017567
Your Dragon isn´t big enough.

Everybody talks about Cheshire ass, and nobody talks about the real danger: Ryu ass.
>She insists you ride on it every time you have to ride somewhere. If you shuffle any way on the way, it´s reverse scale time.
>You sleep at the little spoon to avoid ass, but she keeps fondling your bits when she thinks you are sleeping, and then shifting her coils to reposition you as the big spoon when they are hard enough.
>EVERY TIME She turns her back, her tail slithers up like a snake mating dance, and the ass backs up and wiggles to your face.

Dragon Cooking
Wurm:
>Husband, I chased a boar, and flamed it until it was crispy! Eat! The Carbonized bits are the best!
Wyvern:
>Lands and sits with a fresh deer carcass hanging from her mouth. Won´t release it until you pet her and tell her what a good girl she is.
Dragon:
>Curled up in fetal position crying as what once was a kitchen is now a pile of flaming rubble.
Jabberwock:
>"Oi, You thought you could get out of bed without eating a good hearty Wonderland Breakfast? Is got beans, sausages, black pudding, bacon, mushrooms an´ tomatoes, three eggs, fried bread, and muffins!"
Ryu:
>Full three course gourmet meal with a Zipangu flower arrangement centerpiece.

>>34340672
Yakuza chief goddess calls the family for a grand ceremony just so she can show off her clutch of fertilized eggs.

>>33930540
From all powerful goddess to housewife.

Anons, how does one get close to a Ryu without being raped by a yandere noodle first?

>>25929775
>normally gentle and loving
>if you touch the one backwards scale on her body she goes full rape mode
Sounds like you need a Ryu.

Best dragon coming through.

>>19767707
A snek-dragon!