/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46439497
Imagine being Eirin, the single smartest person to ever exist in all probability, watching some weird portal autist that broke into your house that one time give some overconfident little princess the idea to go to the moon, only for the whole thing to fail horribly, and make everyone involved look very silly, having the story be recounted to you a month later after some hungry retard and her dork child (?) get back from their mysterious adventure only to be given some eon-aged sake by the aforementioned aspergers youkai with a smug grin as you realise that the absolute fucking down's case thought it would be a good idea to steal stuff from the people who sterilised their entire world so they wouldn't get their shoes dirty and spending the next four weeks getting no sleep at all because at any moment they could come and burn the whole place down, all because some idiot you don't even fucking like that much wanted to show off to you and walked the line of sparking an interplanetary war to do so.
Poor fucking Eirin.