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Right on time

Late Night Game 2 is go!

late night dots

as long as it takes

who NEET here

>>8548208
Yes, we have already 2012! As a NEET the the ist fucking fast! A year is for me more like a month and a month is a week and a week just a day... and a day is for me some hours and thats all! Damn it!

I have chronic migraines and the medication I take makes me too dizzy to drive or move much.

Why do you stay at home all day, /jp/?

>>7989582

And here you are today, you have a HQ with Internet. Don't tell me you live in a cardboard and use your money resources on a Internet cafe.

So how is the NEET life treating you, /jp/?

I myself just won a legal lawsuit that netted me about $670,000 so i won't ever have to leave my room again in the foreseeable future.

So how is the NEET life treating you, /jp/?

I myself just won a legal lawsuit that netted me about $670,000 so i won't ever have to leave my room again in the foreseeable future.

but too lazy to post all the files

Is there some way to induce schizophrenia?

It may be the first step towards Gensokyo!

Why do you stay up so late?

>>6979301

I'm 22 and i already feel like i'm running out of time to do something with my life.

How can you sleep at night?

I've been on /jp/ for a while now and I have to say they place makes one feel very depressed. I used to work full time, have friends and go outside, since I started coming here I've developed depression and have been falling deeper and deeper. This place is not good for you.

So what are you going to do when your parents die /jp/ ?
Are you going to get a job?

>wake up
>feel like finally changing your life and do all kinds of stuff
>end up doing nothing really except browsing /jp/
>feel not so good about it

Today I felt like experimenting a bit. After shitting on the floor as usual, instead of letting it to dry or cleaning it up, a perverted thought flashed through my mind. I found that puddle of crap amazingly arousing. Even though I fapped to my Rika earlier today, I got a boner.

I don't have any fleshlights, but I found an empty plastic Nestea bottle. You know, those ones have a double-sized opening, instead of the standard coke bottles. It was almost a perfect fit for my penis and I instantly knew what to do.

I filled the bottle with my fresh crap. It was a perfect piece of shit, not too hard but not too liquid either. It's as if God had created it just for me, for that unforgivable moment. Its hardness was roughly that of common toothpaste.

I was reluctant for a bit, but it's not like I could sink any lower than a floor-shitting NEET. I thrust in my cock. It felt so awesome. Soft and warm, it was so close to a real woman. I kept on going and going and had the best orgasm in my entire life.

I know it sounds disgusting, but this is probably even better than the real thing(or, at least I guess, being a virgin), you guys must try it.

Today I felt like experimenting a bit. After shitting on the floor as usual, instead of letting it to dry or cleaning it up, a perverted thought flashed through my mind. I found that puddle of crap amazingly arousing. Even though I fapped to my Rika earlier today, I got a boner.
I don't have any fleshlights, but I found an empty plastic Nestea bottle. You know, those ones have a double-sized opening, instead of the standard coke bottles. It was almost a perfect fit for my penis and I instantly knew what to do.
I filled the bottle with my fresh crap. It was a perfect piece of shit, not too hard but not too liquid either. It's as if God had created it just for me, for that unforgivable moment. Its hardness was roughly that of common toothpaste.
I was reluctant for a bit, but it's not like I could sink any lower than a floor-shitting NEET. I thrust in my cock. It felt so awesome. Soft and warm, it was so close to a real woman. I kept on going and going and had the best orgasm in my entire life.

I rent the basement in a house, and a couple of girls my age rent the upstairs. About 20 minutes ago, I was bored of playing through a VN, so I went into my bedroom and was laying on my bed. Anyway, the two girls were outside my bedroom window sitting on the porch (I had the blinds up obviously, so they can't see me) and I was listening in on their conversation.

"So, you ever see the guy downstairs?" "Yeah, I saw him walk down the alleyway at midnight last night, pretty weird" "Don't you think?" "Yeah, and he never has friends over, I don't think he has any, sometimes I think he's out of town but then I hear him moving around downstairs." "He creeps me out."

I'm still hurting inside, my left-shoulder is all tense from the anxiety of hearing that.