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I bet getting licked by cows is fun. I bet getting smothered by their massive mammaries is even more so

Gimme cow

>>35550928
An acceptable way to perish

Your life with cows
https://files.catbox.moe/yavje5.png

You know what species reigns supreme when all the others try to imitate them

Oh man, I just wanna be gangraped by dairy cows so fucking badly

My dick belongs inside cows and my face in their breasts

>>34960975
Yes

>>34691748
>>34691811
>Brewing a cup of chai tea as your holst wife is cooking breakfast in the kitchen
>Call her over to the counter to show her something as you're putting the honey and sugar in
>Grab her tit and squirt some of her milk into the tea
>Now have a chai holst latte

>>34631948
I prefer holst

No one in this thread will get their waifu. Unless she's a cow.

Instead, you'll all be given a number of holsts to wed and breed, based on the last digit of your first post in the thread. If you end up with a 0, you get a one mino instead. Enjoy the moos!

>>34018681
I want to be a Holst dairy farmer so badly, why can't they be real.

>>34017762
There are better diets for that.

>>33873434
>that cow looks way too powerful,

Aw, come on anon. Don't be like that. Just try her out, she promises not to break you into a spurting mess within twenty seconds of being trapped within her valley. No, it'll be more like thirty seconds.

>>33446459
You seen the image KC previewed?

Big Bovine Breasts

I like to think that holstaur milk tastes like sweetened condensed milk

>>33291268
I believe the Holstaur design in the RPG is currently the biggest official depiction. How much bigger would you go?

I wanna be snu-snu'ed by a barn full of holsts

>>32427718
Took the liberty of upscaling the image. I love holsts. What I wouldn't give to be smothered, molested, and raped by a half-dozen of them