/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be Anon, recently rich man on the cursed isle of Zipangu.
>Your Rockefeller rich at the moment, due to your degree in engineering and countless books on how to make stuff.
>"Hello, my name is Alyssa and I wou-"
>You didn't let her finish as you slam the door on her blueberry face.
>You are currently being plagued by a different problem.
>Suitresses.
>God damn newspaper making you 'hunk of the year'.
>Your good friend Kumiho warned you about this shit.
>A greedy mamono would marry a guy for awhile, clean him out and then kick his ass to the curb.
>In short, they were stuck to your ass like flies to honey.
>Barring the actual bee girls who have tried to romance you.
>The monstergirls may run the show here, but you were damned if they were getting to your hard earned shekels.
>You retreat back to your study and begin quietly reading.
>"ANONYMOUS THE HUMAN! I'VE COME FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!"
>Oh god damn it to hell.
>The dragon knight from all the way from Dragonia was here again, being the most stubborn of the bunch.
>"I ALSO BRING CINNAMON ROLLS WITH ME!"
>Okay, maybe you'll listen to what she has to say.

>"Look out girls! It looks like we got a case of 'strong independent male, who needs no monster!"
>"I bet he's only like this because he hasn't gotten laid in a while!"