/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31107979
Spoken like a true connoisseur. A real sommelier enjoys women of all shapes and sizes. Big and small. Loli and milf.

>>25944366
They're good for erotic stuff in general.


E) Battler! Where on earth do you think you're touching!?

B) I could ask you the same thing, miss "Witch of Truth." A detective like you shouldn't be hiding such valuable evidence.

E) That's none of your concern! Now unhand me!

B) I'm afraid I can't do that. Detective's authority: I have a right to inspect the crime scene. Now hold still while I conduct my investigation... Hmm... what's this? It feels like you've been hiding quite a bit beneath this frilly dress of yours. I thought for sure you'd be an A-cup based on your figure, but these are... B-No, C-cups!? Ah it's useless, It's all useless! Even a breast sommelier such as myself can't believe what these hands of mine are feeling. /BLUE/ It must be pads, or some other device X that makes your breasts seem larger! There's no way somebody like you could have such a rack! /BLUE/

E) How dare you! First you grope me, and now you accuse me of such petty forgeries!? I'll have you know I was granted a magnificent figure by my master!

B) If you want to disprove my theory then regular words won't cut it! You'll need to provide a human proof in order to deny my theory with red! Now, show me those tits! Furudo Erikaaaaaaaaa!!!

Would Erika be open to letting you rub her breasts under the pretense of it being an "indirect touch" with her master?

>>22130274
So if I procure this so-called ****, will Erika show me her boobs?

>>21993836
That's assuming it's a trick.
I can already see Battler trying to perform an inspection.

>E) Battler! Where on earth do you think you're touching!?
>B) I could ask you the same thing, miss detective. Someone like you shouldn't be hiding such valuable evidence.
>E) That's none of your concern! Now unhand me!
>B) I'm afraid I can't do that. Detective's authority: I have a right to inspect the crime scene. Now hold still while I conduct my investigation... Hmm... what's this? It feels like you've been hiding quite a bit beneath this frilly dress of yours. I thought for sure you'd be an A-cup based on your figure, but these are... B-No, C-cups!? Ah it's useless, It's all useless! Even a breast sommelier such as myself can't believe what these hands of mine are feeling. /BLUE/ It must be pads, or some other device X that makes your breasts seem larger! There's no way somebody like you could have such a rack! /BLUE/
>E) How dare you! First you grope me, and now you accuse me of such petty forgeries!? I'll have you know I was granted a magnificent figure by my master!
>B) If you want to disprove my theory then regular words won't cut it! You'll need to provide a human proof in order to deny my theory with red! Now, show me those tits! Furudo Erikaaaaaaaaa!!!

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>>21573972
Truly a brilliant idea from our great detective. I'm sure she wouldn't mind being used for assistance to that end.

>>21284223
pads?

>>21141115
Infuriated, for sure. She'd probably try and bully her about it, saying that such premature breasts are disgusting.

>>21033584
Pretty popular choices overall. Erika's got tons of lewd potential.

>>20925237
>Implying I'm not already.
Come on anon. It's common courtesy to start rubbing one out whenever talk of Erika comes up.

>>20140639
Once again Erika's hair gets in the way.

>>20003296
Intellectual-succubus

>>19304458
So you prefer flat Erika huh? Personally I'm more for her medium-sized interpretation.

>>19304445
Now I want to see an alternate fragment where Ange builds a yuri harem among her would-be tormentors.

>>18593436
It's because Erika lacks what Battler wants most in a partner.

>>17691503
I wonder whether he's flattered or not by how often his characters get sexualized by anons.

>>17403428
Thank you very much. It took me a long time to figure out what certain parts meant with the help of machine translations. I'm still not 100% certain about it's accuracy, but I'm really happy you like the result. I'm currently working on a Shannon doujinshi, and after that I've got some non-h Erika ones. (pic-related)

>>17363118
Gotcha.