/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35930554
Well too bad you're getting a pharaoh and her dark elf best friend as momsters.

>>31721103
I'm completely fine with having two momsters. I welcome it, even.

>>28614258
Option 1: Orange Man wins, /pol/tards flood everywhere like they own everything
Option 2: Orange Man loses, /pol/tards flood everywhere fighting a war against a conspiracy that robbed them of their messiah
Either way, we already lost. Which is why we should all submit to the matriarchy.

>>25396344
>tfw you will never come home to find your momster and auntster eagerly waiting for you

>>24134412
Tell me more.

Is it possible to have not one, but TWO momsters?

Would you be able to handle having two momsters that both want the Sonny D?

Why go for the anubis when you can go for the pharaoh?

>ywn be adopted by a pharaoh and a dark elf
I'm done with this universe. Wake me up when a new one comes out.

>your Dark Elf momster teases all your weak spots until you're ready to blow
>your Pharaoh momster uses her God Voice, telling you 「You can't cum.」
>they keep doing this until one of them slides your dick into her pussy and Pharaoh monster says you can cum
>this causes you to empty you balls all in one orgasm and fill you momster to the max
>you do this twice a day on days they're both ovulating

Reminder that two adopted momsters are better than one

>tfw you will never get double teamed by your adopted momster and her sister
>tfw you will never marry them both afterwards