/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37652744
Even Ms.Haku believes in the legendary Bush Inspector, as do all the monsters. They prepare their bushes for inspection every year, hoping that the Bush Inspector will inspect their bush. They hope he will leave a bush inspection slip with a grade, so they can get a husband. Little monsters dream they will get high bush inspection grades. Then they can show the slip to men, and the men will swoon and fall in love with them. But sadly, the Bush Inspector is a myth like Santa Claus. So it is just an excuse for your parents to mock your poor childish hygiene. Bush Inspector is not real, he is one of your parents. The man at the mall is a fake the cake is a lie the world is made of lies. Except love, that one is true.