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>>11397709
My version of Yuugi would love and cuddle and protect my frail human body.

But when we have sexual intercourse she would tease my little human peepee at how small it is and how it would never be big enough to pleasure her. Then she would sit on my face and rub her stinky sweaty oni anus on my and fart on my face while she jacks me off. Then after I ejaculate she would tell be I am a good boy for doing so and demands to lick her dirty anus and sweaty stinky oni feet clean.

Then she would hold me and I would fall asleep in her big protective arms.

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I don't even know this kid

>>10555817
I placed her in the time chamber. We said our goodbyes. Looking back I should have stopped this from ever happening. I never noticed the slight worry on her normally cheerful and outgoing face. It was so slight that anyone could have missed it.

As months of real time passed another thing dawned on me. She is there by herself. Alone. Onis need people they need to socialize…what have I done? I was hesitant to open the door. Then the rest became black and I don’t remember that part.

>>10509946
Yeah my mommy was in the army for the longest then went to the airforce till she retired. I too have a thing for tomboys and strong dominant women.

To the ones who have left,
and the ones who lost hope.
Farewell.
May we meet in a better place.

Parsee deserves better

which touhou would you want as a cellmate

Yes, copious amounts for hours on end. I have yet to meet anyone who can outdrink me.

It's a recurring fantasy of mine to succumb to alcohol poisoning then wake up in Yuugi's arms ;_;

>>8899777
Indeed. All the photoshop in the world would never compare.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs9a9RRcKms

There's someone I love, it's not sexual, just simple and plain affection and I would sell to the last one of my belongings to buy roses if she asked for all the flowers in the world but I can't, I can't give her a single rose because I'm scared of breaking the invisible equilibrium we share where I can stay perfectly still and not make anyone unhappy.

>>8694156

I can't give flowers to people I love.

>>8694211

No thanks, flowers are expensive and I would like people to spend their moeny in things that make them happy.

Yuugi. We could drink and talk, and drink some more.

I've always imagined her being really easy to talk to for some reason.

I wish I could live such a life, no worries, no disgusting places or people, just peace and taking it easy.