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>> No.44972418 [View]
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Your Honour, what time do you get off work?
Your Honour, I want you.
Your Honour, I love you.
Your Honour, move to dismiss this pretense and convene again at the wedding altar.

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>Your crime? Mimicking a baby crying near the new mothers monster meeting and causing them all to lactate
>Your sentence: Rape
>Click Clack Click CLACK Click Clack

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>>41219581
You are hereby issued a cease-and-desist letter for describing the sniffability of any monster's breath for the next 48 hours

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>>37681488
The court finds you guilty of crimes against human and monster kind. You are sentenced to twenty years in the bogie pit

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>>37604528
It says here on my jaywalking citation that my fine is 2 gallons. Must be a misprint, gonna have to clear that up at the courthouse.

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>>37372124
Obey the law during your visit, anon.

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Enough with the e-drama. It's been like four threads already

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>>17749729
I'd seduce the Prosecution, and persuade her to drop the charges on grounds of public interest. After all, it's in the public interest for lonely CC MG lawyers to get married, no?

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>>15972277
Soon my brother, soon.

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What if...Judge Dredd Monster Girl?

Honestly I think a Kikimora would be the only one with the anal attentive attitude to be Dredd.

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>>15593290
>Arrive to court as a defense lawyer
>Go to open my briefcase at 10:22 AM to retrieve important documentation that should keep my Dormouse client out of jail
>Cheshire pops out, interrupts court, and lands me in contempt
>Get a few free nights in the county jail
>My client's joke of a replacement lawyer loses the case horribly
>The 1st and last Dormouse found guilty of rape for all of MGC history

Fucking Cheshires!

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>>15519116
>When you're a Defense Lawyer and a Cheshire pops out of your suitcase
>Court is interrupted
>All your paperwork is thrown all over the place
>Can't find some of the important ones and the judge won't grant anymore extensions
>GUILTY

One of the captcha pics was a Gavel too

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So how many counts of ______ are you facing? What sentence would she recommend?

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