/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10767827
Is that different than America?

What are the chances of moving to Japan, and finding a homeless 6 year old loli who I adopt as my little sister and look after?

Becuase it's the only thing in this world I want.

When did you first realise?

As for myself, I was 14 at the time and my cousin (she was 5 then) was over to stay for a couple of weeks. I'd never really been around a little girl before, apart from my little sister who is only 2 years younger than me and towards whom I have never felt anything but platonic love.

Anyway, my cousin and I really got on well. She was at the age where she was reading anything and everything, and she wanted people to listen to her read. She loved me because I loved to listen to her read.

One day while we were reading, and she was sitting on my lap with a big book (Alice in Wonderland with big pictures) and my hands were clasped around her tummy, she put down the book, wriggled free and turned around; she leaned into me, wrapped her tiny arms around my neck, closed her eyes, leaned in and kissed me straight on the lips. I didn't know what to do, so I did nothing. I didn't even kiss her back, I just sat there for a few seconds and let her kiss me.

She then went on to explain in a very matter-of-fact way that this is what grown-ups do when they love someone, and that she loved me very much. Then she turned around, grabbed my hands, and clasped them back around her tummy, and picked back up the book as if nothing happened. Meanwhile I hadn't said anything at all, I just sat there confused for a minute or two barely hearing her read, and praying to god I didn't get an erection while she was sitting on my knee.

On that day, I knew I was in love with her.

To strangers, workmates and aquantances my power level is suppressed below 5 at all times, mostly I can rely on my wit and odd manner to impose myself into any open minded group. To the few people I count as friends, I will let out a few thousand power levels, showing them something like Hellsing OVA's or a random slice of life animu, attempt to meta-troll them by blaring 'annoying japanese retard dance music' when they come by, even though really I love it. But, full power levels have never been shown to anyone. My absolut touhou faggotry will only ever be my own.

Onii-chan, it's time to take a break from the computer!

Have a snack and watch some television with your family.