/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33893189
>Join an adventurer's guild
>Gather party for adventuring and shit
>Four of us earn money, mage chick is horny and hits on me.
>One day we take the Order's generic "Kill the demon lord for peace n shit" quest
>Ward off hords of bandits and legions of horny mamono.
>We finally reach Royal Maki
>Storm the castle and come face to face with DL and her hubby
>Party gets its ass kicked
>Some of the other Lilim and fallen heroes come to investigate, we're fucked.
>Use our party's emergency TP potion to warp party out.
>Mage is in tears, begs me to come with them.
>"Sorry bitch tits, I have to hold them off."
>Thrown that shit on party and wave goodbye to sobbing bitch tits.
>This was my plan all along
>Become an adventurer and build up reputation with party until we eventually reach Royal Maki
>Make eye contact with closest lilim and open my arms
>Prepare for a week long fuck session with new loving Lilian wife
>All the while my party thinks I've died a heroic death and bitch tits the mage becomes depressed and contemplated suicide.

You see, why fuck cute mage when you can fuck a horny lilim instead?