/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Wake up
>Can't get up
>Can't roll over
>Can't move at all
>Frizzy blue tail drags across your face, leaving a tingly sensation
>Feel yourself get pulled into something soft and squishy as arms wrap around you and you hear incoherent mumbling about five more minutes
Brings a whole new meaning to sleep paralysis

Electric weasels are in the area, make sure you have surge protectors.

Thunderstruck

Weasels are good girls.
You should help make more weasels.

Do NOT accept raiju cuddles
They never end until the raiju decides to let go and you can finally move again.

Attack of the electric weasels
And also that one (three?) kamaitachi who strapped batteries to their knives

>Raiju likes to sleep in peoples navels, causing Raijin to shoot lightning at them to wake it up, hitting the person with lightning
>Be sleeping with zapweasel wife
>Suddenly, a thunderous crack is heard as lightning strikes near your house
>Wake up to the wife shouting "Fuck off, I'm married now" at the sky

She is here from the safety committee to inspect your lightning rod

ANON, ANON LOOK OUT, GET OUT OF THE WATER

So, are raiju born with the lightning tattoo or is it a coming of age cultural thing where every raiju eventually gets one

>>45022451
she's a gooner

Fuck weasels.
Don't dump lightning resist.

>Raiju poledancing on a lightning rod in the middle of a thunderstorm

ATTENTION: Tiddies.

One last raiju before bed.

>>44181700
She would never do that. The only thing she focuses on shocking is (you).

>>43591703
To weed out the weak and cowardly.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to figure out what it feels like to have 6 different raiju currents flowing into the body feels like.

She knows you dumped lightning resistance, Anon

>>42703924
>Raiju offers the lightning rod back to anon
>Full power spark the moment anon touches the rod
Never trust a weasel.

>>42631930
>seedy
How dare you, Thunderbolt is a fine, reputable establishment for lightning affinity monsters to plan out rape over the sounds of blasting EDM that could be heard down the block

>>42596693
Do you ride the lightning or does the lightning ride you?

hey look a weasel

>Hey Anon, you remembered to level lighting resistance, right?
>You're not one of those people who thinks he can just dodge all attacks right?

Gonna grab a fistful of raiju fluff, I will report the experience at a later date/