/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxfh5jOHv8A

>>8226621

I'm not depressed. Just... listless. I don't know how to make my life better. I have no friends, no options and nowhere to go.

>>8226623

I don't want to kill myself. Sorry. There are plenty of other people here who do though.

You damn, lovable, NEETs, you.

It's 3 am and here I am browsing the internetes...I guess I am a NEET too lol

TERUYO HIJACK LOL

Fuck you, I'm a princess and also from the Moon, I can do whatever the fuck I want.

Selfish, entitled NEET.

She's the shittiest 2hu by far.

I was tempted to blow $80 on a black fliphole a while ago. Sitting at the order page.

Then I fapped and realized what a waste of money that would've been. The maintenance alone makes it not worth it.

That's not Kaguya.

How does she lay down like that without breaking her neck?

Kaguya. She embodies both of /jp/'s major themes: Hikki and Touhou

Does /jp/ exercise?

I was in bed for over 95% of the time in the last week and my joints feel like shit.

>am hungry
>no food
>want beer
>shops closing in 40 minutes
>realize I have showered today
>step outside apartment
>buy beer & food

Post your success story of today.

Sadly, it isn't

>>4376732
This is the essence of what not to do.
First of all, you should probably fullscreen it, use windows slideshow or something.
Second of all, you're supposed to presenting some food for your waifu, not just posting a picture to be "XD INCLUDED IN THE GROUP ONE OF US"

Please try again

Sup /jp/

So I was just taking the second shit of the day (had taco bell for lunch) and it just wasn't coming out so I took a tissue to cover my fingers while I open my asshole to try to let the shit pass through easier. As it happens, I ended up getting a pierce of yellowish shit on my fingers and curiosity got the better of me so I putted it in my mouth.

It was pretty interesting. It had like a sticky, mashed potatoes like texture, the type of mashed potatoes that comes in a box and you microwave afterwards. It tasted a bit weird, a bit sweet and a bit bitter. After I rinsed my mouth a few times taste was completely gone.

Try it /jp/, you may be pleasantly surprised at what your shit tastes like!

Have any of you ever ran out of clothes? Almost to the point where you can't leave the house because you have nothing to wear? Happened to me twice in my life... Those were my low points.

Finally hit me after I bought a pair of racing stripe sweatpants like Kaguya... I needed to turn things around.

Since you are all Touhou pundits here, I was wondering if you could answer my question: Has everyone ever done drugs for shit and giggles (I mean, not with the intention of heightening one's NEET abilities)? If so, which Touhou plays better under drugs?

Me and my weeaboo bro were smoking some salvia the other day at his house when I my eyes fell on his still shrink-wrapped Touhou games collection by accident, and you know, one thing led to another and the question popped up in my mind.

hi jaypee
How can I create a nico nico douga account?

Confess /jp/. I know that you have some friends out there. Even though you haven't seen them for quite a long time, might that be for your own particular reasons or it's just you trying to isolate yourself and run away from the rest of the society, the harsh reality will eventually come back to you demanding some explanations.

I was lying to my friends that I had a steady job for the past 1,5 years, while in reality I was leading a life of a true NEET, sitting at my home all day browsing 4chan, living off from my parent's money like a parasite and doing absolutely nothing. I regret that, but sadly, while I do realize that it's a wrong thing to do, I lack any kind of motivation to cure my insomnia or depression to change my established habits. What I want to know is what keeps you motivated to maintain that kind of lifestyle? Or is all this NEET talk just a fraud and there aren't really any people like that out there who live that kind of life. Personally, I learned that every little thing you're trying to hide from someone will eventually be exposed, no matter how small or insignificant you think it might be. The people you know are still your friends who care about you and they will eventually start asking questions.