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it's ogre

I'm too sore to get up from bed after yesterdays gym.
Wish I had an industrial strength Oni gf to massage the ache out of me.

>>33095379
God, I would make a girl like that feel the most beautiful lady in the world and never let her go a day in her life without happiness.

>>20128319
>>20128330
Based on how we've been told MAMONO MANA works, if you're into huge girls the MAMONO MANA would change your wife's body the more you have sex with her until it's exactly how you like it.

The same goes for you. If she's into buff guys you'll get buff, if she's into shotas you'll turn into a shota. Over time anyway.

I'd imagine that even works with the traditionally eternal loli ones. If you're super into big muscles even the loliest of lolis would grow into pic-related tier.

>>20123395
By muscled brown oni, in fact.

>>14195512
I'm reminded that MGC would have female Terry Crews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ15vCGuvH0
I have never wanted to live in a fictional world more than this moment.

>>13002453
>those muscles
muh dick

>>13002447
What's the matter, anon? Can't handle a good ol' game of grab-ass?

>Shota gets lost in the park when on a trip with his parents
>Spends almost an hour walking around looking for them
>Suddenly approached by a massive delinquent Oni. She pushes eight feet in stature and, in his perspective, her heads seem to eclipse the sun. She's dressed in a pair of loose tattered pants, an open black trenchcoat that billows around her ankles (two people in bed could use it as a blanket), a black tilted cap, and a set of bandages wrapped around her chest. Her boots were hefty steel-toes that made a 'thud-thud-thud' as she walked. The tattoo upon her exposed, muscular stomach read 'DEATH SUITS YOU'. Her teeth protruded from her lips and she smoked idly on two cigarettes at once.
>"Hey. Kid. You lost?"
>"Y-yeah."
>"Can't find your folks?"
>"..."
>"Little boy, do ya know what we do to lost kids around here?"
>"N-no."
>She kneeled down close to his level, suddenly ruffling his hair. "Well, first of all? We congratulate 'em on being brave enough to not cry even though they're lost! Ha. You're a tough guy, ain'cha? What your parents look like, huh? Where d'ja see 'em last? I'll help ya out."
>A rival gang member suddenly approached. A Jinko, it looked like, in a long skirt and carrying a bottle of booze in one hand and a shinai in the other. "HEY, BITCH! YOU READY TO DIE!?"
>"NOT NOW, YOU LOOSE WHORE! I'M BUSY!"
>"WHAT'S THAT, COCK-SNIFFER!? YOU LOOSE-PUSSIED SLUT! WHAT COLOR'S YOUR BLOOD, HUH!? IS IT YELLOW!?"
>"WATCH YER GODDAMN LANGUAGE, THERE'S A KID HERE! I'M TRYIN' TO HELP HIM FIND HIS PARENTS!"
>"...Oh noooo, is he okay? He's not hurt, is he?"
>"Nah, he's a trooper. Come on, help me out. We'll save business for later."

Last Repost
Oni Gym Girl 2-[Smut]
http://pastebin.com/SFcaHAyY

Sequel to this: http://pastebin.com/yxMUpfmd

Guy who requested Oni lewdness while working out 3 months ago this is for you

>>12410397
Maybe instead of an assistant you could have an oni bouncer?
its the oni way

>>12391097
fuck no

>>12367586
are you manly enough for your oni waifu