/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"This one's different! But... what can we do?" Koakuma said as they entered it.

Patchouli reached for the book, and to their surprise it moved with her touch. She picked it up and turned it over.

On the cover was a picture of a wizard and the words "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs".

"Structure and Inter--- wait, is this the SICP that snake mentioned before we ---" Koakuma exclaimed.

"I think I remember now!" Patchouli shouted excitedly. "It said something about reading SICP!" She opened it and turned to the first chapter.

They started reading the first chapter, and just as they finished the first section, the lights of the cubicle flickered and the two of them were once again immersed in darkness.

"What now?" Koakuma asked, "didn't we read it?"

A deep rumbling sound was heard, and the floor began to shake. They held onto each other as they felt themselves falling through it, then fainting.

They woke up to find that they were back where they started, and the huge black snake head was still staring at them. Patchouli continued to hold the purple book tightly against her chest.

"You have read your SICP today", the head hissed before disappearing into the air.

"Are you borrowing that book?" Patchouli looked up to see a young man smiling at her.

"Umm... hi," she replied weakly, "No, but..."

"Didn't I see you... nevermind. Can I have the book?"

"Ok..." Patchouli said as she gave the book to him, "by the way, didn't I see you..."

"You two were at that lecture hall and..." he started, "I think I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Sakai Yuji."

"I'm Patchouli Knowledge," she replied.

"You can just call me Koakuma," her partner said.

"What happened? Did the professor...?" he started to say.

"It's a long story, I'll tell you the details if you really want."

"No, I have to go now. Nice meeting you two."

The two of them watched as he walked over to the checkout counter, where the single asian girl had been there earlier. They saw her show her tits to him, though they couldn't hear what they said to each other. Then he walked outside and onto a bus, which seemed to turn black and snakelike as it drove away.

"Such perverted beings, these humans," Koakuma said to Patchouli

snake eat frog

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them and stared menacingly. In a loud booming voice, it asked "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" and everything turned black.

When they woke up, they found themselves sitting in a lecture hall at MIT, amonst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the board. Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, wearing his robe and wizard hat.

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the strangely-dressed group, shocked and staring back at him.

"What...?" Patchouli managed to say, all of them confused and unable to understand what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

"What's going on?" Koakuma whispered to Patchouli.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

"But... how can he do that? He's only a human, right?" Koakuma whispered.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at her with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at her.

"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, moving his hands in a series of complex movements as he spoke.

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Patchouli muttered almost inaudibly.

>>19136911
Fuck you buddy I won't be tempted by your rabbit whore

First /jp/ shooter? Posting in a historic thread.

>>18595249
It seems more fitting to ask here than in the usual OC threads. How do I draw bodies? I don't even know where to begin with them, construction wise. Heads are easy because they're just a circle, but what do you do about bodies? Are there any good references for this sort of thing? I don't know where to start.

It's annoying because as long as I can't draw bodies I can't draw hands/arms on a human figure either.

>>16995000
>>16994222

>>15984872
Get that out of your mouth, Sanae. That's gross.

kero kero

>>His representative work "Touhou Project" started on 1995 and it's been 20 years. He said he wants to quit soon.

Sanny?

Sanae a ____.

>>11673512
This is always so silly to me.

What canon? It's touhou dude, there's no such thing as canon, it's some girls that very briefly exchange banter before fighting, pretty much everything about touhou is entirely made up by fans.

>>10807143

you serious surprise for find this on /jp/?

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Don't play with snakes!

>>9696103
It's everywhere!

>>9606800

>>9502822
>>9502783
the fuck you want?

>>8964219
>but i am a loser with no redeemable qualities, i need PUA tricks to get at least the attention of women

I repeat myself:

>then you should work on actually making yourself a better person, than just learning how to go through the motions of being a stock character that is not yourself and is just tailored to be appealing to vapid sluts who are just looking for a dick, which casually happens to be the kind of girls your average 4chan denizen hates or at least claims to hate.

Seriously, in the long run it will be far, far more rewarding to work on your flaws than continue being an unredeemable loser who has merely learned how to gain a woman's attention. You will look at your previous life, you will look at your current life, and you will say to yourself: holy shit, how far I've come. I should know, right now my 2012 life is so, so much more satisfying than my 2006 life.

>all the haters

>>8627319
Smear term used to discredit legitimate /jp/-ers in favor of worthless idiots.

At this point, there's really no excuse for not having read SICP.